fucking cunt

A person who is a cunt to the level of fucking. One level higher than cunt, one level lower than motherfucking cunt, and two levels below thundercunt.

My ex is such a fucking cunt. She told everyone I pissed my pants during the party last night

by Dubiks January 07, 2019

laser gun

The futuristic version of a regular gun.

Person 1: "I have a gun."
Person 2: "well I have a laser gun."
(person 1 runs away)

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

( . )Y( . )

Something you can masturbate to.

( . )Y( . ) you're fucking welcome.

by Dubiks August 29, 2018

age discrimination

An act used by slave holders aka "parents" in order to control their children and their everyday actions. This means that they are forced to obey and conform to however way his/her "parents" want them to act in order not to get punished.

Children are considered sub humans by most adults due to age discrimination until they turn 18 in which then they are given basic human rights.

by Dubiks February 25, 2019

bear

1. A badass American animal that eats fish and humans if they piss them off
2. A big hairy homosexual who are really fun to wrestle with (if you're gay)

woman: "AHHHHH there's a bear near our campsite!"
homosexual: "Yayyyy!"
homosexual (naked): Here you go you big muscly bear, come and get it!
bear: (stands and growls at homosexual)
homosexual (naked): "OH SHIT ITS AN ACTUAL BEAR!!!"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

real life

The shittiest dream you'll ever have.

*Me asleep dreaming away from real life*
Me: "I just had the worst nightmare where I was dealing with depression and everyone around me would just kill each other."
Person: "Damn, that sounds awful."
Me: "OH FUCK I'M HAVING IT AGAIN!"

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

Uranus

1. A gassy planet in our solar system
2. The butt of all planet jokes (including this one)
3. Where shit comes out
4. The only enjoyable science topic for an average elementary student
5. A place that brings curiosity and wonder to everyone

I just a took a fat shit on Uranus

by Dubiks May 29, 2019