dick

A magical wand that has the power to create life

My dick has magical powers

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

triple dog dare

A way to get stupid people to do what ever you want.

Me: "I want you to go clean out my toilet after that massive shit I just took."
person: "No, I'm not doing that."
Me: "I triple dog dare you."
person: "Deal!"

by Dubiks December 07, 2018

self-driving cars

Something I hope becomes mainstream in the near future

Wouldn't it be cool if everyone had self-driving cars

by Dubiks February 18, 2019

wilderness

A place where people go to beat internet addiction

I'm going into the wilderness to stop my uncontrollable internet addiction.

by Dubiks March 09, 2019

Fuckton

More than a shitton

That was a fuckton of salt

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

Donald Trump

The biggest fucking disgrace America has ever had to deal with

Life would be better if Donald Trump wasn't president

by Dubiks January 30, 2019

IML

In My Life

IML I’ve been given multiple opportunities to become a rapper

by Dubiks February 02, 2019