Dr. Lizardo's definitions

uncle herman pants

Cut off pant legs with elastic sewn into the tops, worn to give the illusion of someone wearing pants under a long coat, allowing them to flash others with less suspicion than spoeting bare legs.

We caught him wearing Uncle Herman pants and wagging his cock out of his coat

by Dr. Lizardo March 21, 2023

spitwad

A projectile consisting of a small piece of paper that is chewed and formed which can then be thrown, shot with a rubber band, or fired through a straw, hollow pen or similar device as a prank.

I shot a spitwad at Billy but I missed and it got caught in Kendra's hair.

by Dr. Lizardo March 27, 2017

Bus driver spread

A widening of the ass characteristic of women who are career bus or truck drivers.

Mrs. Klute gas been driving the school bus since I was a kid. She's got some major bus driver spread.

by Dr. Lizardo June 24, 2023

Tom MacDonald

Lame rapper/poster boy for conservative male victimhood. A favorite of NAGA and boomers. Has generic beats, no flow, and wack rhymes. Typical subjects are white victimhood, MRA bullshit, bootlicking for cops and Trump, "pro this is code for anti that" fallacies, "war on Christmas", conspiracies, pretty much every far-right talking poi t no matter how easily disproven. Looks like a Great Value 6ix 9ine w8th the typical face tattoo, sparked-out teeth, and rainbow braids.

Tom MacDonald sure complains a lot about snowflakes, iron8c cons6he is one.

by Dr. Lizardo April 11, 2023

titsoak

To place the penis between the breaststroke and just kind of let it chill for a while. A combination of titfucking and soaking.

Instead of a Hawaiian muscle fuck, Ted and Alice decided on an intimate titsoak.

by Dr. Lizardo July 24, 2023

Irish silencer

Using a potato on the muzzle of a gun in an attempt to muffle the sound of a shot.

Contrary to popular belief, the Irish silencer doesn't work and is more likely to blow up the gun than muffle the shot.

by Dr. Lizardo August 19, 2025