Definitions by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd
crack pipe
Stupid Person: How many calories does water have?
Me: Put down the crack pipe. It doesn't have any, it's water.
Me: Put down the crack pipe. It doesn't have any, it's water.
crack pipe by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 7, 2007
crack
a now obsolete adjective popular as a business buzzword among yuppies in the early eighties. It described a worker who was very smart and very fast-paced.
This meaning of "crack" was forced out by the drug, crack, in the mid-eighties. Sort of like you can't say "gay" to mean "happy" anymore.
This meaning of "crack" was forced out by the drug, crack, in the mid-eighties. Sort of like you can't say "gay" to mean "happy" anymore.
That was a good move to hire him; he's crack.
crack by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 7, 2007
stankbones
the part of one that tingles when one is getting near one's prey. (possibly the hindquarters, thus the stink-related name - stankbones).
Popularized by Cletus, the slack-jawed redneck on "The Simpsons."
Popularized by Cletus, the slack-jawed redneck on "The Simpsons."
stankbones by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 7, 2007
Budd Dwyer
The television station would not air the interview live, becuase the subject was facing ruination, and they feared he could pull a Budd Dwyer.
Budd Dwyer by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 16, 2007
atpersand
atpersand by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 11, 2007
O'Brien
a white suprecemacist leader that George Costanza impersonated to get a free ride in a limo. George's lie nearly cost him his life, as he faced being torn limb-from-limb by an angry mob, or being shot by angry neo-Nazi's.
We're not sure how he got out of this dilemma, as the show ended with him still in grave danger, but he seemed okay in the next episode.
We're not sure how he got out of this dilemma, as the show ended with him still in grave danger, but he seemed okay in the next episode.
O'Brien by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 5, 2007
Cumberland Island
an island off the coast of Georgia (USA, not the former Soviet republic)
Simply put, it is the most beautiful place on earth.
And no, I don't live there (but wish I did). Only a few people live there, most of it is national seashore. The rest of the dry land is forest of huge old oaks with animals running around. And wild horses running wild on the beach.
Very few people live there. It's mostly federal land and they allow only 300 peeps in at a time.
Simply put, it is the most beautiful place on earth.
And no, I don't live there (but wish I did). Only a few people live there, most of it is national seashore. The rest of the dry land is forest of huge old oaks with animals running around. And wild horses running wild on the beach.
Very few people live there. It's mostly federal land and they allow only 300 peeps in at a time.
Cumberland Island by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 4, 2007