Definitions by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd
Jesum Crow!
Jesum Crow! by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 25, 2008
kike-a-cola
Coca-cola that is kosher for passover. Every year at Passover, the Coca-Cola Company manufactures Coca-Cola with sucrose instead of high-fructose corn syrup. It has a yellow cap, unlike regular Coke, which has a red cap.
It's available only a few weeks a year, for Jews who want to keep kosher for Passover. The Coca-Cola Company tries to keep it under wraps, as they don't seem to want to sell much of the stuff, but you know now.
It' better than regular Coke because it's thicker, has foamier bubbles, it burns when you swallow it and you can't taste the carbon.
It's available only a few weeks a year, for Jews who want to keep kosher for Passover. The Coca-Cola Company tries to keep it under wraps, as they don't seem to want to sell much of the stuff, but you know now.
It' better than regular Coke because it's thicker, has foamier bubbles, it burns when you swallow it and you can't taste the carbon.
Kike-a-cola is da bomb shizzle. Oy!
kike-a-cola by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2008
Bob Crane
"After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." - Peter Griffin of the Family Guy
Bob Crane by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd March 17, 2008
snooch to the nooch
sometimes used as a war cry, for example when saving women from attack by demons outside abortion clinics.
snooch to the nooch by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd March 8, 2008
O'Brien
a high official in the Ministry of Love in "1984." He tortured the protagonist, Winston Smith, into submission to the totalitarian "Party." O'Brien was played in the film by Richard Burton; it was Burton's last role.
Winston was struck, as he had been struck before, by the tiredness of O'Brien's face. - George Orwell, "1984"
O'Brien by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 13, 2008
wikitivity
I'm pretty tempted to edit the article, though I usually just restrict my wikitivity to vandal-squishing.
wikitivity by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 12, 2008
sailfrog
a frog that has been run over by so many cars that it's flat. You can pick it up and throw it like a Frisbee and it will sail.
sailfrog by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 12, 2008