sailfrog

a frog that has been run over by so many cars that it's flat. You can pick it up and throw it like a Frisbee and it will sail.

Look! A sailfrog! I wanna sail it!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 12, 2008

heckuva job

You're fired! Get out!

You're doing a heckuva job Brownie!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 09, 2007

mockolate

Fake chocolate on "Friends". Monica did a gig as a chef for the mockolate promoters. They wanted mockolate to become the traditional food of Thanksgiving. It bubbled, people made a face when they ate it. Phoebe said it was what evil tasted like.

The company that made it went out of business, but they still paid Monica. That was pretty cool, assuming the check cleared.

Monica: Okay, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 05, 2008

kmafno

acronym for "Kiss my ass from now on!" a quote from Animal House, said by John Belushi's character Bluto.

"Oh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto. We might get in trouble." Well just KMAFNO! Not me! I'm not gonna take this!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 15, 2012

Pet Shop Boys

Postmodern ironists cloaked behind a veil of buoyantly melodic and lushly romantic synthpop confections.

These lyrics are actually intelligent. It must be Pet Shop Boys.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd October 28, 2013

Cho

A silent person who doesn't respond to greetings. Prone to violent outbursts.

Normal Person: Hey man, how's it goin? (Pause) Dude? (Pause) Ah, you Cho.

(Cho caps normal person.)

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 27, 2007

crack pipe

what people tell you to put down, when you say something stupid.

Stupid Person: How many calories does water have?

Me: Put down the crack pipe. It doesn't have any, it's water.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 07, 2007