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conquel

a movie or story that happens at the same time as a previously-issued movie or story. Not before -- that would be a prequel. Not after -- that would be a sequel. But THE SAME TIME -- that's a conquel.
"The Lion King 1 1/2" is a conquel of "The Lion King."
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2009
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drippin

totally cool or awesome. Said by Michael on "Zoey 101," who was trying to popularize it as a slang word.
Michael: That is so drippin.

Chase: Saying "drippin" is so not drippin.

Michael: You can't use the word against itself.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd November 10, 2007
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hagiography

the biography of a saint, or (sarcastically) an overly-fawning biography. A puff-piece.
That was no expose'. That was a hagiography.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007
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mockolate

Fake chocolate on "Friends". Monica did a gig as a chef for the mockolate promoters. They wanted mockolate to become the traditional food of Thanksgiving. It bubbled, people made a face when they ate it. Phoebe said it was what evil tasted like.

The company that made it went out of business, but they still paid Monica. That was pretty cool, assuming the check cleared.
Monica: Okay, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 5, 2008
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Jesum Crow!

A bastardization of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" but less vulgar.
Jesum Crow! I dropped one of my diamonds in the macaroni!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 25, 2008
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moistmaker

an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.
Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moistmaker?
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007
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