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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Shorthand for: follow the money.
If you wanna understand why the Trumpster was elected in the first place, just FTM.
FTM by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

kick the cannism 

The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.
Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.
kick the cannism by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

it’s the COVID! 

The standard, go-to reason for things not getting done.
Well I was going to get you a birthday card and a nice present and make you a nice dinner and everything, but you know... it’s the COVID!
it’s the COVID! by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

sneaking wind 

A term for the artful practice of quietly farting.
In order to stay under the flatulence radar, he was always sneaking wind!
sneaking wind by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

You’re breaking up! 

That handy “go-to” excuse one can use to effectively conclude an annoying conversation when speaking on a cell phone, whether it’s true or not.
It’s a pretty clear cue to me when my husband uses, “You’re breaking up!” when we’re both talking on land lines that we’ve reached the end of the conversation!

chickenpants 

A disparaging nickname used for people who habitually shoplift whole chickens by dropping them down into the front of their underwear.
That chickenpants guy doesn’t think folks see that gigantic thing, but although they may be uncomfortable staring, they’re noticing that something looks pretty funky down there!
chickenpants by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2020

Uncle Kanye 

An increasingly popular nickname for Kanye West as he continues to sell out, becoming increasingly servile to a white supremacist president by agreeing to theoretically siphon off some of the young African American vote for Joe Biden.
Look, there goes Uncle Kanye huggin’ on the Bigot in Chief again, he’s even got a line of chic but ugly hats styled after 45’s weird yellow combover!
Uncle Kanye by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020