Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
FTM
FTM by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020
kick the cannism
The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.
Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.
kick the cannism by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020
it’s the COVID!
Well I was going to get you a birthday card and a nice present and make you a nice dinner and everything, but you know... it’s the COVID!
it’s the COVID! by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020
sneaking wind
sneaking wind by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020
You’re breaking up!
That handy “go-to” excuse one can use to effectively conclude an annoying conversation when speaking on a cell phone, whether it’s true or not.
It’s a pretty clear cue to me when my husband uses, “You’re breaking up!” when we’re both talking on land lines that we’ve reached the end of the conversation!
You’re breaking up! by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2020
chickenpants
A disparaging nickname used for people who habitually shoplift whole chickens by dropping them down into the front of their underwear.
That chickenpants guy doesn’t think folks see that gigantic thing, but although they may be uncomfortable staring, they’re noticing that something looks pretty funky down there!
chickenpants by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2020
Uncle Kanye
An increasingly popular nickname for Kanye West as he continues to sell out, becoming increasingly servile to a white supremacist president by agreeing to theoretically siphon off some of the young African American vote for Joe Biden.
Look, there goes Uncle Kanye huggin’ on the Bigot in Chief again, he’s even got a line of chic but ugly hats styled after 45’s weird yellow combover!
Uncle Kanye by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020