giver guy

Default nickname for that coworker who always brings a cake or food or presents to every single office celebration.
I can never remember that giver guy’s name; what the hell is it?
by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019
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Donald Corleone

Donald Corleone will go down in history as the highest placed wise guy of all time.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019
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freedom vendor

Slang term for an attorney, the court sanctioned salesperson who hawks freedom to the client with the fattest wallet.
You had better buy yourself a freedom vendor who is worth a shit if you expect to walk.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019
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coming up

Slang for a plan to steal as much money as possible from somebody to avoid being on the street straight out of prison.
I’ll be coming up good and fast as soon as I get out, it’s sheer genius and it’s all mapped out to perfection.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 24, 2019
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fake impeachment inquiry

What Putin’s Pawn, in a nearly psychotic state of frenzied ultra-victimhood, halfway believes and attempts to convince his “loyal base“ is true.
He began his incoherent middle-of-the-night twitterblasts with references, endless references, to the fake impeachment inquiry he grandiosely imagined he could magically tweet into existence.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 07, 2019
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Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”
Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 06, 2020
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jockstrap masochism

What sporting men often willingly endure to protect their highly treasured junk.
That particular cup caused me the most distress although my jockstrap masochism is something I’ve always worn like a man.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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