Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

STF up!

Polite manner of saying, “shut the fuck up!” without the vulgarity.

As her small children looked on, she yelled: “STF up! you little four-legged yapping machine, go in the house, go to beddy!”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2019

fart whispering

A highly evolved talent, formed over a rich lifetime of direct human experience understanding the motivations for farting in any given situation as well as knowing what has been consumed to power the sound and the stench of the flatus itself.

Early on I realized that I excel in the highly sought-after area of expertise called “fart whispering” quite by accident; my profoundly flatulent father may have spawned this esoteric interest to begin with but it is my work in men’s prisons that has allowed me to become as highly adept as I am today.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019

little folded friends

A reference to the pathos of my early life as an only child since in order to have regular friends, I needed to fold them into existence as origami ones.

I’m sorry that I won’t be able to come over tomorrow, Catherine, my little folded friends have informed me that I’m busy playing with them.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019

beef farts

That putrid and horrific meaty stink that only the lengthy digestive breakdown of beef can yield.

His beef farts were nauseatingly rank and hung in the room for what seemed like hours.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 24, 2019

Selfiescope

A hand-held, self-guided fiberoptic scope designed to allow the user to perform all diagnostics, from head to toe.

I got myself a damn Selfiescope on the internet so all I do is forward the pretty pink pictures of my clean chute to the doc and it’s all done!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2019

We the Purple

A phrase that has evolved in the present day lexicon, a reference to the first three words of the Preamble of the U.S. Constitution and the blending of red and blue, that reflects the mass defection of disillusioned Republicans from their damaged party, thanks to their current front front-running indicted candidate, the notorious and disgraced 45.

We are watching a stampede of elephants who are increasingly incredulous and mortified refer to themselves as ‘We the Purple’ in an effort to differentiate themselves from the elected cowards who have so far been entirely unwilling to cut his sorry ass loose.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023

me-isms

Slang for self-referential terms and statements that reek of self-absorption.

Her speech was positively popping with endless me-isms.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023