noisetard living

People who do everything loud to the point that everyone within a block’s radius knows everything there is to know about them.
Our immediate neighbors are the poster people for noisetard living, we can even hear them breathing at night.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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telejerkoff

A person who is at home, reportedly teleworking, when in fact they’re actually smoking ganja, eating pizza, watching Netflix, and jerking off.
My supervisor is an inveterate and highly accomplished telejerkoff who thinks that multitasking is when you jerk off using both hands.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021
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groovesucker

An unhappy person who thrives on the destruction of others' joy.
Inviting that groovesucker to anything will cause you to wish you hadn't.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 09, 2017
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career traitors

A popular nickname for the US State Department under the 45th POTUS, headed up by US Secretary of Snake, Mike Pompeo.
I’ve been working with these career traitors for so long that their behavior seems entirely all-American to me!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019
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me player

I’m afraid that our onetime Employee of the Month has become the consummate “me player” of the workplace.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020
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Assholeville

A snarky reference to a town or region perceived as somewhat of a Mecca for assholes.
Welcome to Assholeville!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2021
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Silent Fart Brigade

A secret society of talented, synchronized farters who covertly gain entry into important events to quietly pass huge amounts of putrid smelling gas before making quick and stealthy exits.
As soon as Attorney General Barr began his comments to the press and his eyes began to water uncontrollably, he knew he’d been hit by the Silent Fart Brigade.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 06, 2019
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