Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

hyperlexical 

A person of many words.

From the time she wakes up to the time she falls asleep, this hyperlexical word spigot is a wild woman to be sure!

hyperlexical by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

maggot tourism 

When communities use marketing strategies resulting in seasonal wall-to-wall tourists.

Our quaint little town is crawling with tourists every Summer; we locals call it maggot tourism.

maggot tourism by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

trichotillomaniac 

A person who compulsively captures people, often tying them up and then pulling their hair out strand by strand, until they are entirely bald.

When I was a kid my whole family was unfortunately captured and made temporarily bald by a trichotillomaniac.

trichotillomaniac by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

Mittyisms 

Sudden and full-blown imaginative flights of fancy, usually in the middle of performing a boring task.

On any given day inside the grey perimeter of the prison, she might average a dozen wild and colorful Mittyisms.

Mittyisms by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019

outsider president 

An early nickname for 45 before we all understood exactly what this really means.

When he was first elected, some saw the outsider president as America’s hope; this was before it was known that his election was funded by the Kremlin.

outsider president by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019

rotting squirrel farts 

Flatulence so powerfully putrid that one tiny whiff can cause you to involuntarily double over and vomit.

Once our houseguests had overstayed their welcome, my husband rolled out his personal post-supper specialty: rotting squirrel farts that filled the house.

rotting squirrel farts by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019

rotting cabbage farts 

Flatulence that smells so horrific you are unable to remain standing once the gas hits you.

I dropped to my knees when his rotting cabbage farts wafted into my headspace.

rotting cabbage farts by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019