beardscaping

The regular and careful caretaking of one’s beard to bring it as close to perfection as possible.

He has elevated beardscaping to an art form that men across the world are clearly looking to master.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

Pravda President

Another fitting nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

45 feels we have proven that we love his lies and so the Pravda President will “win” the 2020 Election by blatantly buying up the American press and purporting to win by the biggest electoral landslide in history.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 07, 2019

digga nigga

A phrase used to express intense interest in a person of color.

Yes Momma, I digga nigga fo’ sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 31, 2019

Biden Cats

Specially bred domestic cats who are normal in every way except they have the face of Joe Biden.

I gotta get me some of them Biden Cats.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 02, 2020

climate arsonist

A dramatic but apt nickname for the Trumpster.

Recently coined and used by Joe Biden, the term “climate arsonist” is entirely fitting for this inveterate blowhard climate change denier!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2020

lockstepping

Gutless, mindless adherence to a cookie cutter norm devised to prevent independent thought and individuality.

We will see a lot of lockstepping among the younger, less powerful and less outspoken clinical staff.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 03, 2019

UD Nobel Laureate

A person who has achieved the highest worldwide recognition for an important contribution to culture or the sciences.

I was awakened early this morning by a phone call from Stockholm telling me that I had won the Nobel Prize for my UD work; however it quickly became apparent that I was not the UD Nobel Laureate and that I was only dreaming and so I can merely claim that I momentarily tasted the sweet recognition that of course I clearly do actually deserve for all of my UD contributions which incidentally have now totaled 900 as of today.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 07, 2019