Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
timewarping
A term describing a special skill developed by some wherein a person devises a way to perceive time that fits their own needs while generally being a source of anger and frustration to those who must live or work with them.
She has mastered the art of timewarping and because she is a hands-down genius, we allow her to get away with it.
timewarping by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
firework head
When a person’s mind is almost entirely consumed by setting off the perfect series of fireworks on the Fourth of July, so they practice every night for a month, driving their friends and neighbors nearly crazy.
That guy’s a totally OCD firework head to the point where this annual insipid activity appears to have eaten the poor fucker’s brain.
firework head by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
Felonious Thelonius
A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.
Felonious Thelonius by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
winetalker
I wouldn’t tell an important secret to that sorry fucker under any circumstances, he’s an inveterate winetalker!
winetalker by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
Flatliner President
Thanks in great part to his mismanagement of the pandemic, the Grabber in Chief will from now on be known as the Flatliner President.
Flatliner President by Dr Bunnygirl June 25, 2020
free like Flynn
A sure to be popular phrase inspired by the DOJ and AG Barr’s dismissal of traitor Michael Flynn’s case in which Flynn both lied about being in regular contact with the Russian government not to mention failing to register for his status as a foreign agent in Turkey.
Shit, who wouldn’t wanna be free like Flynn if we did something wrong, this fucker’s seriously a straight-up untouchable operative of Trump, Inc. which means his true allegiance is to money!
free like Flynn by Dr Bunnygirl June 24, 2020