Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

turdtard 

Slang term for someone who doesn’t know shit.

Well yes it’s true, a turdtard is in fact the polar opposite of a turd savant.

turdtard by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

turdtexting 

Slang term used for when someone texts a shot of their turd, or someone else’s, to another.

How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting?

turdtexting by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

Turdtown, USA

Slang for an area, usually inside or adjacent to an area shared by humans, heavily populated by domestic animals.

Well my dear rabbit friends, you have certainly made this fine space into Turdtown, USA!

Turdtown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

sham process 

Any process that is in actually a non-process, something that is in fact such specifically in order to prevent the truth from coming out.

The confirmation hearing for Brett Kavanaugh was a sham process since there is wide consensus that damaging and provable evidence was actively suppressed.

sham process by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

Java the Hoot 

A fictional owl-like being inadvertently created when an older gentleman from a northern Scandinavian country saw Star Wars and then proceeded to discuss the Jabba the Hut character with their heavy Scandinavian accent.

Oh yes, I’ve heard of him over the years and I think that Java the Hoot may be an outsized owl all amped on strong coffee but I don’t have a clue what he looks like!

Java the Hoot by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

Jabba the HUD 

A popular disparaging nickname for the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Ben Carson, since he is widely known for his materialistic overconsumption and attitude of unashamed entitlement.

Here comes Jabba the HUD, I think he may need to purchase another high end table and chairs for another illegally federally funded dining room set he and the Mrs. need to add to their fine collection!

Jabba the HUD by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

clerical psychologist 

A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.

I feel like I should be called a “clerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient!

clerical psychologist by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019