Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Have a big one!
An increasingly popular phrase to replace “Have a good one!” to emphasize that you want the recipient to get the very biggest and therefore the very best one of whatever it is.
When I say, “Have a big one!” I could be referring to eating a meal, having a party or taking a shit, it all works!
Have a big one! by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2020
Patriot Inflatables
Inflatable statues of dead white folks on pedestals to be used at picnics, in the pool or on the Fourth to express patriotism once the real ones are permanently wiped from involuntary view and are nestled safely inside special museums.
I brought all my Patriot Inflatables to my family reunion and let me tell you something, they were a big hit!
Patriot Inflatables by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2020
secret good time
A phrase to describe when someone is so introverted that even when they are having a really good time you would never know it.
I knew that I’d given him the perfect birthday celebration but as I closely watched his face I could glean absolutely nothing at all because he is the master of having an entirely secret good time.
secret good time by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020
World Wrestling Syndrome
A psychological disorder that causes the sufferer to be unable to control the sudden impulse to wrestle even perfect strangers anytime and anywhere.
I knew I had taken a risk in bringing him to this most somber of events due to his lifelong World Wrestling Syndrome but I never imagined that he would attempt to wrestle our beloved, 94-year-old Queen.
World Wrestling Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020
slobbification
A term to describe COVID’s powerful mass effect to cause everyone on the planet to feel at least slightly comfortable shopping in their pajamas.
Yes it is most certainly the Year of the Slipper Shoppers, the slobbification of America has formally arrived.
slobbification by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020
mochification
A term describing the process that will slowly take place over time to all food because of the evolved temperament and intellect of the Japanese.
I never dreamed that in my lifetime I would see the mochification of my bacon, eggs and toast but I must admit it’s much easier to eat in the car driving to work in the morning.
mochification by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020
Unfortunate Son
A nickname flexibly used for the 45th POTUS and any of his three known sons because they are the offspring of 45’s father, a well-known and highly accomplished tax fraudster.
Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your perspective, Fred’s Unfortunate Son may have to do time for his less restrained and probably more damaging greed.
Unfortunate Son by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020