Downstrike's definitions

waiting to happen

A phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.

You look like mischief waiting to happen.

Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.

Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.

That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.

by Downstrike January 21, 2005

You can't possibly be flying

A statement following the exclamation, "Oh My GOD!", that one is most likely to hear after throwing one's self at the ground and missing. See throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If you have thrown yourself at the ground and missed, it is vitally important that you do not believe the statement, "you can't possibly be flying", when you hear it. Otherwise, you will suddenly discover that it is true.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Asia Minor

The Turkish peninsula.

To the people of ancient Greece, everything east of Byzantium was Asia. They just had no idea how big it was until Alexander went and conquered some of Asia Major.

by Downstrike May 30, 2004

when

1. Conditional, based upon time, event, or circumstances.

2. Slang, specific to junk mail advertising lotteries and sweepstakes to persuade as many duh-weebs as possible who haven't even entered a sweepstakes that they have already won: "if".

1. When you finish your chores, you may play; when it's dark, come inside.

2. You are guaranteed to win at least $250,000 when you return the winning number to us. (The fact that the recipient does not have the winning number, so he may as well go fly a kite, is not expressed.)

by Downstrike October 17, 2004

gotspamit

God damn it, my inbox is full of spam!

Gotspamit, there's nothing here worth reading!

by Downstrike May 28, 2004

bullied

1. adj. subjected to bullying.

2. v. past tense of bully.

We say that someone is bullied because someone else bullied him.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

pavement pizza

May also refer to road kill.

The reason why buzzards have buzzard breath is that they prefer their pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005