Downstrike's definitions

predictive maintenance

A high-tech version of, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. It improves reliability and cost-effectiveness.

Predictive maintenance allows things to be repaired when they become at risk of breaking down, while avoiding repairing things that are not at risk.

by Downstrike December 14, 2004

Jehovas Witness

For the correct spelling and grammar, see Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Jehovas Witness" is misspelled and grammatically incorrect.

by Downstrike June 4, 2004

DCS

Abbreviation of Disobedient Computer Syndrome.

Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

cell phone

Cellular communication; how an amoeba communicates. You know; amoebae, like really, really small people.

Hey, lookit the cell phone under this microscope!

Of course it is! Can't you see that the one amoeba's phoning another one?

Of course his phone is cellular. What other kind would an amoeba have?

(If you're saying this out loud, it would be good to duck now and then, in case someone was going to hit you.)

by Downstrike November 18, 2006

SEO Spam

Any attempt at SEO that goes beyond legitimate means.

SEO Spam is what Non-believer described as SEO.

by Downstrike September 17, 2004

moral standards

Standards of behavior and association based upon one's moral values.

Do your moral standards allow you to associate with people who have lower moral values?

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

ratchet jaw

In CB slanguage:

1. n. One who talks continually.

2. v. To talk continually.

3. v. To talk on the CB radio.

If you ratchet jaw, then you are a ratchet jaw.

by Downstrike May 30, 2004