A statement following the exclamation, "Oh My GOD!", that one is most likely to hear after throwing one's self at the ground and missing. See throw yourself at the ground and miss.
If you have thrown yourself at the ground and missed, it is vitally important that you do not believe the statement, "you can't possibly be flying", when you hear it. Otherwise, you will suddenly discover that it is true.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
A popular euphemism for the most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. See Outhouse Express for the correct term.
When I installed SP2, Outlook Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.
by Downstrike October 04, 2004
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by Downstrike May 18, 2004
What surround sound was called before it went out of style in the 70s. Frequently abbreviated as quad.
by Downstrike June 06, 2004
A high-tech version of, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. It improves reliability and cost-effectiveness.
Predictive maintenance allows things to be repaired when they become at risk of breaking down, while avoiding repairing things that are not at risk.
by Downstrike December 15, 2004
1. A group of people that lynches someone who was accused of something, but who was never tried for it.
2. The group of people who lynched Jesus, even though he was tried and found innocent.
3. The masses of people who celebrate a lynching by displaying replicas, from their necks and on their homes and churches, of the weapon used in a lynching.
2. The group of people who lynched Jesus, even though he was tried and found innocent.
3. The masses of people who celebrate a lynching by displaying replicas, from their necks and on their homes and churches, of the weapon used in a lynching.
90 years ago, a lynch mob used a weapon made of rope to lynch my paternal grandfather.
2,000 years ago, a lynch mob used a weapon made of wood to lynch my Eternal Father.
I won't insult the memory of either one of them by displaying a replica of the injustice committed against either one of them.
2,000 years ago, a lynch mob used a weapon made of wood to lynch my Eternal Father.
I won't insult the memory of either one of them by displaying a replica of the injustice committed against either one of them.
by Downstrike November 08, 2004