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Jehovas Witness

For the correct spelling and grammar, see Jehovah's Witnesses.
by Downstrike June 4, 2004
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predictive maintenance

A high-tech version of, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. It improves reliability and cost-effectiveness.
Predictive maintenance allows things to be repaired when they become at risk of breaking down, while avoiding repairing things that are not at risk.
by Downstrike December 14, 2004
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DCS

Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
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Atari Computer

The Home Computer, aka Personal Computer, of the late 1970s. Notable models were the 400, 800, and 800XL. The 1200XL actually came out before the 800XL and was a joke. The 65XE was simply an 800XL made over to resemble a Commodore 64. All of these models included a game cartridge slot that was compatible with the then-current Atari game cartridges.

The 800XL came with 64k of RAM. Most users wondered what we would ever do with that much memory. An external 5.5 inch floppy disk or cassette deck drive was optional.

The entire computer was built into the keyboard. Atari computers generally used an external converter that reproduced both video and audio through a television.

Atari computers rapidly lost market share in the 1980s due to Atari's preoccupation with video games and game consoles so that when Atari employees Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak developed the first Apple computer, they had to start their own company to produce it.

Atari was the Home Computer to have until the Apple came out.

As was standard for the era of Atari's golden age, their computers only had rudimentary operating systems, so most operating instructions were written into each software application.

Their primary competitor, Commodore, entered the market late, with a Home Computer that wasn't good for much besides games and greeting cards, even though Atari was still better at those tasks due to better color and sound support. For a time, more Commodores were sold than Ataris due to better marketing. Other players in that era included the Timex/Sinclair and the TI 99/A.

Atari eventually developed IBM-compatible PCs in the late 1980s, but it was too little, and far too late.
Nothing short of a power outage would make an early Atari computer crash.
by Downstrike May 31, 2004
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Valspeak

Anachronistic dialect of slang from the late 70s.
Turkinerd, bagyerface, and gag me with a spoon are high-profile examples of Valspeak.
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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Tuesday

The day of the week when most people live their entire lives.
You can tell when you're in traffic that most of the people in front of you have no destination where they want to arrive before next Tuesday.
by Downstrike October 17, 2004
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Dodge

What one of you needs to get out of if there ain't room for the two of you there.
Get out of Dodge. There ain't room here for the both of us.
by Downstrike May 27, 2004
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