moronotorist

1. Literally, a motorist who is a moron.

2. A motorist who drives irresponsibly, at the risk of bodily harm or death to self, passengers, and other motorists. A moronotorist passes on blind curves, passes motorists who are signalling for left turns, drives too fast for visibility and road conditions, ignores warning signs, and neglects ordinary precautions.
Moronotorists on Hwy 395 frequently try to pass you when you're turning left. A lot of them don't wear their seat belts, so they get ejected. Then they get run over by other moronotorists who are driving too fast to see them in time to stop.

Moronotorists would run over the ambulance crew too, so CHP has to stop all traffic going both directions, and the ambulance crew needs squeegees and dust pans to pick up the pieces.
by Downstrike December 28, 2005
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Hey You

What people will call you next if you ignore them when they call you sir and do as you damn well please.
Sir, you can't go in there.

You can't go in there, sir!

Sir!!

Hey You!
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Check it out

Phrase from the 60s and 70s, meaning this is so cool, you have to look at it.
Check it out! Don't you wish you had one of those?
by Downstrike October 16, 2004
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Pluto

An excuse for a whole bunch of astronomers to argue a lot and author new or updated books about Astronomy.
Q: How many planets are there?

A1: This week, last week, or next week?

A2: Nine; we've known that for years. No, other Pluto-like objects are planets too, so there are twelve. No, Pluto-like objects are not planets, so there are only eight.

Afterthought: Mercury isn't much bigger; can't we disqualify it too?
by Downstrike September 18, 2008
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Life

The first quantity, followed by "the Universe and Everything" of the equation.
The result of the equation, "Life, the Universe and Everything", is 42. Does anyone have the foggiest notion what arithmetical operations to perform on the quantities?
by Downstrike October 08, 2006
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same smell

1. What you said means the same thing as what I said first.

1. The meaning of what you said is so close to what I said first, that it might as well be the same thing.
"The sky is dark."

"It's cloudy out."

"Same smell."
by Downstrike May 25, 2004
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Astarte

The ancient Phoenician name of the godess of fertility known in English as Easter.
Astarte is also known in various cultures as Astarat, Astoreth, Ishtar, Vishnu, Venus, and Inanna.
by Downstrike May 25, 2004
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