Downstrike's definitions

committee

A group of people that forms when the stupidity of one person won't suffice.

Committees are the foundation of bureaucracy.

by Downstrike June 5, 2004

homophobic

adj., Descriptive of one exhibiting a condition known as Homophobia:

1. (From homo, meaning "man", and phobe, meaning fear), adj. Realizing that mankind is dangerous. Possibly related to agoraphobic.

2. An insult made up by ijits pretending to know Latin - unaware of the difference between homo and homos - for use during childish name-calling disputes with other childish, name-calling ijits.

N. form: homophobe.

1. Many wild animals are nocturnal because they're homophobic.

2. "You're queer!" ... "You're homophobic!"

by Downstrike August 15, 2004

San Francisco

One of those places where no one can both live and work there. Only people who can afford not to work can afford to live there. People who work there live some place like Santa Rosa or San Jose.

The natural result of San Francisco is that people who work in Santa Rosa or San Jose can't afford to live there, because people who live in Frisco took all the houses, and have to live some place like Ukiah or Modesto instead.

People used to both live and work in Modesto, but now they have to commute from Sonora or Madera. It's all Frisco's fault, and the sooner one of their faults dumps them in the ocean, the better.

by Downstrike November 11, 2004

intolerance

1. The desire to censor viewpoints dissenting from one's own.

2. Attempts to carry out censorship of dissenting viewpoints.

Fays experiencing moralphobia show extreme intolerance toward people who find their lifestyles morally repugnant.

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

SEO

Abbr. Search Engine Optimization. The legitimate optimization of web sites for listing in search engines.

Any attempt to optimize beyond legitimate means is SEO Spam.

by Downstrike September 17, 2004

anachronistic

adj. - Belonging to another time, usually historical; possibly futuristic and/or fictional.

Betimes mine verbiage wast anachronistic. Hath thou spake so?

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Downey

George Lucas' high school alma matre, the home of the Downey Ducks. He renamed Downey High School, Dewey High School in American Graffiti to avoid lawsuits.

Downey students like to think they're Downey Knights, but that just doesn't have the same ring to it as Downey Ducks, and students at all the other schools around them don't let them forget it!

by Downstrike December 28, 2005