1. The irrational fear of the rational fear of Jehovah, or God almighty; coined in 2003 by Dave Shiflett of National Review.
1. "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom", (Ps. 111:10), so fearing His name is fine. However, how is one to gain further wisdom when one fears fear itself more than one fears Jehovah?
2. Jehovahphobia is the primary motivation of evangelizing secularists to eliminate any reference to religion, especially Christian religion, from public life.
2. Jehovahphobia is the primary motivation of evangelizing secularists to eliminate any reference to religion, especially Christian religion, from public life.
by Downstrike December 12, 2004
1. In literature or entertainment, a segment of a series.
2. In medicine, an instance of a medical condition.
2. In medicine, an instance of a medical condition.
1. Television series are shown in episodes.
2. When ill, a person may experience episodes of dizzyness or faintness.
2. When ill, a person may experience episodes of dizzyness or faintness.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004
An excuse for a whole bunch of astronomers to argue a lot and author new or updated books about Astronomy.
Q: How many planets are there?
A1: This week, last week, or next week?
A2: Nine; we've known that for years. No, other Pluto-like objects are planets too, so there are twelve. No, Pluto-like objects are not planets, so there are only eight.
Afterthought: Mercury isn't much bigger; can't we disqualify it too?
A1: This week, last week, or next week?
A2: Nine; we've known that for years. No, other Pluto-like objects are planets too, so there are twelve. No, Pluto-like objects are not planets, so there are only eight.
Afterthought: Mercury isn't much bigger; can't we disqualify it too?
by Downstrike September 13, 2006
% Daily recommended allowance is even worse than the Food Guide Pyramid because it promotes eating 5 out 7 servings of food in the form of carbohydrates without even suggesting that the carbohydrates should come from more than one source.
by Downstrike June 26, 2004
This is only a test. Had this been an actual earthquake, your stream of pee would wave to and fro and back and forth in front of you.
In the event of an actual Earthquake, you would probably have peed yourself without getting to a urinal first.
by Downstrike December 26, 2004
1. Can I huh, huh? Can I, huh?
Go fly a kite!
2. The reason I know God is good is because if you take one of the Os out of "good", it spells "God". - Edith Bunker
Go fly a kite!
Go fly a kite!
2. The reason I know God is good is because if you take one of the Os out of "good", it spells "God". - Edith Bunker
Go fly a kite!
by Downstrike October 18, 2004
That's why, if you use the correct spelling of MyCrudSoft, the MyCrudSoft spellchecker will try to change it to the spelling Billy wants you to use.
by Downstrike August 16, 2004