DouG's definitions

of life/death

When something varies in greatness.
Life refers to positive things.
Death refers to negative things.

That is of life.
This is of death.

by Doug March 18, 2004

fucktitude

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

by Doug March 1, 2003

AtEase

To put oneself into an at ease position after having been at attention, saluting a higher commanding officer.

After the first soldier said "At Ease sir," the second soldier At-Ease-ed.

by Doug October 25, 2003

muthascunt

west indie word has many meannings phonetics mother's cunt

your muthascunt , scunty b, scunt face

suck it scunt face

by doug November 28, 2003

Rippin' a toob

Bong hit, clearing the chamber, stoned.

"The only way I deal with my boss, is by rippin' a tube before go to work"

by doug April 24, 2003

cap girl

A type of person -- typically but not always in CAP -- who exagerates in order to boost self esteem. Cap girls suffer from a lack of substance in life, and attempt to compensate by being annoying, (see bitch), for the dual purpose of expressing their inner stress, as well as gaining attention.

SIGNS OF BEING A CAP GIRL
The most common symptom is excessive talking, and an extreme lack of ability for both semi-articulate and/or abstract thought.

In general they are daughters of white suburbanite yuppies who don't spend enough time with their children and over-emphasize work as well as material posession. This causes them to latch on to people -- especially men -- in order to cling to the idea that someone actually cares about them.

Almost uncannily intricate attempts to fit into whatever they deem as "mainstream society." Wearing very bright colors, constantly matching perfectly, trendy styles from name brands, ect.

please note that very few people are 100% cap girl, and everyone is at least a little bit cap girl.

Jane always uses the word "like" in her sentences, whats up with that?

Its because she's really has nothing to say, but she's too insecure to shut up. She's a cap girl.

by Doug December 14, 2004

deplegant

to be creative and/or weird, and to sometimes waste time

jesus kelly, stop being so deplegant, we don't have time for your deplegance!

by doug January 21, 2004