Don's definitions

canada

A Canadian in the U.S invented Basketball.

"Dr. Neismith, how do we get the ball out of the peach basket?"

by Don August 10, 2004

Drydocker

To flush a toilet after shutting of the water supply to it so it has no water supply. Then you defecate in in the now dry bowl. The next sorry bastard comes in to use the toilet wondering what that foul odor is and tries to flush it down before he/she uses the toilet only to see that there is no water and they are SHIT out of luck on using the toilet.

The walmart got a drydocker last night and I was the poor bastard who walked in on the surprise. I tried hard to flush it, but there was no water. I wanted to vomit all over the place.

by Don May 23, 2011

hogwash

A detergent, used to wash hogs.

"Honey, run down to the feed store and get some hogwash"

by Don August 6, 2004

BSOF

Big Smile On Face
A response to a massage that makes you feel good.

You are beautiful
BSOF

by Don February 2, 2005

nlm

Keystroke pictogram for giving someone the middle finger. Also acceptable is the nlm mln (two hander), as well as the added thumb version ( \nlm mln/ ).

Hey Jeremy, nlm ya lick knob!

by Don December 3, 2003

minge

or mingeing == moaning,complaining

he's always minging about this and that

by don June 16, 2003

haze

a very sick type of weed with alot of crystals and gets u higher than a motherfucker

i cop my haze from washington heights

by don May 13, 2005