Don's definitions

purple rain

another name for sizurp or: One part strawberry soda (8oz), one part cough syrup, one teaspoon crushed codeine.

Beanie Sigel - Purple Rain: Please don't blow my high, when I'm sippin on that purple rain. I know it might sound crazy/it keeps me lazy

by Don April 14, 2005

cocknocker

When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker

"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"

by Don February 12, 2004

Yank

1. A term used by the British to describe all Americans.
2. A term used by American Southerners to a. describe Union Forces during the American Civil War; b. Post Civil War reference to Americans from non-Southern States.
3. Slang for male masterbastion.
4. A term to describe pulling something very hard and fast (see number 3)

1. "Oh, God! Its a Yank!"
2. a. "Its a Yank! Shoot it!
b. John Boy: "he called you a Yank, Billy Bob"! Billy Bob: "No body call my a Yank!I am going to shoot you, you Limey Bastard!"
3. "Are you yanking that thing again" or "go yank your wanker"
4. "I yanked it so hard, I got blisters"

by Don August 5, 2004

BSOF

Big Smile On Face
A response to a massage that makes you feel good.

You are beautiful
BSOF

by Don February 2, 2005

NA

Naturally Aspirated. Used in many gran turismo games. A way of making your car faster and overall better performing than stock, without super or turbo chargers. To do this "tune-up", many things can work, lighter parts for the engine and a lighter block. Also increasing compression (ratio of volume in cylinders when at the down stroke compared to the volume at the top of the stroke. Cam shafts with larger domes to hold the valves open longer. High output injetion or carb and also thinner head gaskets and much more. A more costly way of improving performance, but with great return. For ways of increasing power and making your car a weed eater all in one, see NOS .

chevyman- dude, i had no idea a few little things could make my car the shit.
riceboy-yeah, whatever, my car has NOS and it will take your camaro anyday.
chevyman-what is your 1/4 mile?
riceboy-18.67 @ 80 m/ph.
chevyman-you need to shave about 6 seconds to beat me.

by Don July 1, 2005

dry docker

to rid a toilet of it flushing water and then to deficate in to the toilet, thus a dry docker

I went to wal mart and gave them a dry docker, it was hilarious.

by Don September 27, 2003

IBM

A company that rocks, on the cutting edge of research and development.
* Idiots Bitch Mercilessly (about IBM's dominance)
* It's Bill (gates), Motherfucker!
* Inventiveness, Brains, and Moxie
* I Blast Mutha Fuckas
etc.

IBM rocks.

by Don September 13, 2002