violencing

A pikey or townie word meaning a good beating.

"You're gonna get a violencing"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Morrisian

Any phrase or word coined by the popular controversial humorist Chris Morris. See twunt.

"He said he had astonishing sod-ache. That sounded a bit Morrisian to me."

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

blyton

A person given to bullshitting. Derives from the children's author, Enid Blyton, i.e. a storyteller.

"I fucked that Natalie Imbruglia once."
"Go and bollocks, Blyton!"

by Doll Revolution August 06, 2003

VHS

A brilliant and long-admired home entertainment system, currently endangered by fuck-witted, easily-impressed townie wankers who cream in their jeans at the sight of a piddly little silver disc that actually contains a FILM. Like, wow. Get a fucking life.

"I watched Last House On The Left last night on VHS and I shat myself"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

toe to toe punch-up

A fight that takes place in a cramped space, such as a shop doorway.

"Me and Dave had a toe to toe punch-up outside the shoe shop on Abington Street"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

pikeys

Groups of would-be "bad ass" youths who hang around the amusement arcades in dull seaside towns, amusing themselves by threatening much younger children with a beating unless they give them a quid, stealing cuddly toys from toddlers and pulling the old "give us a quid and I'll be your mate for life" routine on anyone smaller and less mouthy than themselves.

Lowestoft is full of fucking pikeys.

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Spunkup

A worthless person, a waste of space. Popularized by Phil Daniels in the 1979 film QUADROPHENIA.

"What do you want, you old spunkup?"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003