Definitions by Doll Revolution

Fartknocker 

A dancer employed on shitty music videos to detract attention from the lead performer's fat arse, dodgy eye etc.

"Typical of Britney to bring in Mr Buttholio and the twirling fartknockers"

Fartknocker by Doll Revolution August 29, 2003

blyton 

A person given to bullshitting. Derives from the children's author, Enid Blyton, i.e. a storyteller.

"I fucked that Natalie Imbruglia once."
"Go and bollocks, Blyton!"

blyton by Doll Revolution August 6, 2003

Morrisian

Any phrase or word coined by the popular controversial humorist Chris Morris. See twunt.

"He said he had astonishing sod-ache. That sounded a bit Morrisian to me."

Morrisian by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

funky gibbon

Seventies dance routine including much armpit-scratching, chest-beating and arm-dangling in the manner of a gibbon. The Goodies were the start and finish of this short-lived craze.

"Let your arms go limp like a big babboon, get ready to sing this gibbon tune!"

funky gibbon by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Spunkup 

A worthless person, a waste of space. Popularized by Phil Daniels in the 1979 film QUADROPHENIA.

"What do you want, you old spunkup?"

Spunkup by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

violencing 

A pikey or townie word meaning a good beating.

"You're gonna get a violencing"

violencing by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

toe to toe punch-up 

A fight that takes place in a cramped space, such as a shop doorway.

"Me and Dave had a toe to toe punch-up outside the shoe shop on Abington Street"

toe to toe punch-up by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003