Doll Revolution's definitions

Fartknocker

A dancer employed on shitty music videos to detract attention from the lead performer's fat arse, dodgy eye etc.

"Typical of Britney to bring in Mr Buttholio and the twirling fartknockers"

by Doll Revolution August 29, 2003

violencing

A pikey or townie word meaning a good beating.

"You're gonna get a violencing"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Morrisian

Any phrase or word coined by the popular controversial humorist Chris Morris. See twunt.

"He said he had astonishing sod-ache. That sounded a bit Morrisian to me."

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Spunkup

A worthless person, a waste of space. Popularized by Phil Daniels in the 1979 film QUADROPHENIA.

"What do you want, you old spunkup?"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Spanner

The geeky kid at school who stank of chip fat and grime, came from a poor family and had the social skills of a dead skunk, yet was completely convinced that everyone was his mate. Popularized by Ringo Starr in the film That'll Be The Day (1973).

That Lee Martin's a right spanner.

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

VHS

A brilliant and long-admired home entertainment system, currently endangered by fuck-witted, easily-impressed townie wankers who cream in their jeans at the sight of a piddly little silver disc that actually contains a FILM. Like, wow. Get a fucking life.

"I watched Last House On The Left last night on VHS and I shat myself"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

funky gibbon

Seventies dance routine including much armpit-scratching, chest-beating and arm-dangling in the manner of a gibbon. The Goodies were the start and finish of this short-lived craze.

"Let your arms go limp like a big babboon, get ready to sing this gibbon tune!"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003