Morrisian

Any phrase or word coined by the popular controversial humorist Chris Morris. See twunt.

"He said he had astonishing sod-ache. That sounded a bit Morrisian to me."

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

pikeys

Groups of would-be "bad ass" youths who hang around the amusement arcades in dull seaside towns, amusing themselves by threatening much younger children with a beating unless they give them a quid, stealing cuddly toys from toddlers and pulling the old "give us a quid and I'll be your mate for life" routine on anyone smaller and less mouthy than themselves.

Lowestoft is full of fucking pikeys.

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

toe to toe punch-up

A fight that takes place in a cramped space, such as a shop doorway.

"Me and Dave had a toe to toe punch-up outside the shoe shop on Abington Street"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Spanner

The geeky kid at school who stank of chip fat and grime, came from a poor family and had the social skills of a dead skunk, yet was completely convinced that everyone was his mate. Popularized by Ringo Starr in the film That'll Be The Day (1973).

That Lee Martin's a right spanner.

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Spunkup

A worthless person, a waste of space. Popularized by Phil Daniels in the 1979 film QUADROPHENIA.

"What do you want, you old spunkup?"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

violencing

A pikey or townie word meaning a good beating.

"You're gonna get a violencing"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

blyton

A person given to bullshitting. Derives from the children's author, Enid Blyton, i.e. a storyteller.

"I fucked that Natalie Imbruglia once."
"Go and bollocks, Blyton!"

by Doll Revolution August 06, 2003