10 definitions by Doll Revolution

Morrisian

Any phrase or word coined by the popular controversial humorist Chris Morris. See twunt.

"He said he had astonishing sod-ache. That sounded a bit Morrisian to me."

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

toe to toe punch-up

A fight that takes place in a cramped space, such as a shop doorway.

"Me and Dave had a toe to toe punch-up outside the shoe shop on Abington Street"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

pikeys

Groups of would-be "bad ass" youths who hang around the amusement arcades in dull seaside towns, amusing themselves by threatening much younger children with a beating unless they give them a quid, stealing cuddly toys from toddlers and pulling the old "give us a quid and I'll be your mate for life" routine on anyone smaller and less mouthy than themselves.

Lowestoft is full of fucking pikeys.

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Fartknocker

A dancer employed on shitty music videos to detract attention from the lead performer's fat arse, dodgy eye etc.

"Typical of Britney to bring in Mr Buttholio and the twirling fartknockers"

by Doll Revolution August 29, 2003

violencing

A pikey or townie word meaning a good beating.

"You're gonna get a violencing"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

VHS

A brilliant and long-admired home entertainment system, currently endangered by fuck-witted, easily-impressed townie wankers who cream in their jeans at the sight of a piddly little silver disc that actually contains a FILM. Like, wow. Get a fucking life.

"I watched Last House On The Left last night on VHS and I shat myself"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

funky gibbon

Seventies dance routine including much armpit-scratching, chest-beating and arm-dangling in the manner of a gibbon. The Goodies were the start and finish of this short-lived craze.

"Let your arms go limp like a big babboon, get ready to sing this gibbon tune!"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003