Dirty Buck Nasty's definitions
latin: Botolph Crustum
Just before climax, the man defecates on the woman's chest, patting down the fresh pile into a flat cake. He then proceeds to ejaculate onto the freshly pressed cake, mimicking a hot dash of syrup on a stack of buttermilks.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Just before climax, the man defecates on the woman's chest, patting down the fresh pile into a flat cake. He then proceeds to ejaculate onto the freshly pressed cake, mimicking a hot dash of syrup on a stack of buttermilks.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
It took me and my wife years to get the Boston Pancake right. I have IBS, and could never quite get the consistency right. I found the less water I drink the night before, the more solid it turns out. But get a good spatula, the lumps can be difficult.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
Get the Boston Pancakemug. latin: Mammae defaecatus conpressionis
To perform what's often described as "titty fucking on steroids," the man first defecates on his lover's chest. He then uses slippery poo as a lubricant to vigorously slide his member back and forth between her breasts, which serves as the "buns" to the "hotdog" and "poochili." A considerate partner allows his lover to lick off the "mayonnaise."
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
To perform what's often described as "titty fucking on steroids," the man first defecates on his lover's chest. He then uses slippery poo as a lubricant to vigorously slide his member back and forth between her breasts, which serves as the "buns" to the "hotdog" and "poochili." A considerate partner allows his lover to lick off the "mayonnaise."
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Seeing my husband's penis slide through his own poop on my chest was such a turn-on. I mean, here was a man who loved me enough to poop on me, fuck me in the poop and then cum on my face. Chili dog just makes you feel special.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
Get the Chili Dogmug. latin: Analingus miatus
A member of the Blumpkin family, the Reverse Blumpkin occurs when a woman performs analingus on her partner while he urinates, thus simultaneously stimulating both anus and urethra in a two-headed monster of erogenous pleasure. This fetish works especially well for those unable to achieve the erection-while-pooping necessary for the classic Blumpkin.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
A member of the Blumpkin family, the Reverse Blumpkin occurs when a woman performs analingus on her partner while he urinates, thus simultaneously stimulating both anus and urethra in a two-headed monster of erogenous pleasure. This fetish works especially well for those unable to achieve the erection-while-pooping necessary for the classic Blumpkin.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
For those of us who are sexually disabled, the Reverse Blumpkin is a godsend. Though I can't achieve an erection, I can piss and get my butthole eaten out like there's no tomorrow.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
Get the Reverse Blumpkinmug. latin: Concelebratio veneriis
In this group sex act, one man penetrates, or "doggies," a woman from behind while another gets a blowjob in front. During their exertions, the man--jubilant over their good fortune--reach up and high-five each other, thus forming an Eiffel Tower-like shape with their outstretched arms.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
In this group sex act, one man penetrates, or "doggies," a woman from behind while another gets a blowjob in front. During their exertions, the man--jubilant over their good fortune--reach up and high-five each other, thus forming an Eiffel Tower-like shape with their outstretched arms.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I use Eiffel Tower on all my teams to build teamwork and camaraderie. If a couple of my players start fighting, I'll grab the waterboy and tell him to bend over and start sucking until my players learn to work together as a team. When that high-five happens, I know it's all coming together.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
Get the eiffel towermug. latin: Cincinnatus cuvus
Commonly referred to as "reverse titty fucking," the derivation comes from the bow tie shape of the male's testicles as they rest flayed upon his partner's neck. The classic finish to the position is the "double breast" with pearl buttons.
From "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Commonly referred to as "reverse titty fucking," the derivation comes from the bow tie shape of the male's testicles as they rest flayed upon his partner's neck. The classic finish to the position is the "double breast" with pearl buttons.
From "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
I married him because I thought he was a gentlemen, but when he dazzled me with a beautiful Cincinnati Bow tie, I realized just how fabulous he really is.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
Get the Cincinnati Bow Tiemug. latin: Spermae barbatus
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I've always suffered from a crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world!
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
Get the Abe Lincolnmug. latin: peregrinus
Almost all men and women masturbate either sitting or lying down, making this solo move a natural way to spice up a private half hour. Sit or lie on top of the hand you normally masturbate with, dramatically reducing the blood flow in your arm. For men, once you've lost feeling in that hand, dab on some lubricant and begin to masturbate. Women can start with fingers or a toy--the choice is yours. With no no sensation in your hand (but feeling everything down south), you can imagine getting frisky with a mysterious partner--who just happens to know exactly how you like it!
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Almost all men and women masturbate either sitting or lying down, making this solo move a natural way to spice up a private half hour. Sit or lie on top of the hand you normally masturbate with, dramatically reducing the blood flow in your arm. For men, once you've lost feeling in that hand, dab on some lubricant and begin to masturbate. Women can start with fingers or a toy--the choice is yours. With no no sensation in your hand (but feeling everything down south), you can imagine getting frisky with a mysterious partner--who just happens to know exactly how you like it!
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I haven't had a partner for some time. And I never had the money or desire to invest in sex toys or call girls. The stranger really is the next best thing to getting it for real.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010
Get the the strangermug.