latin: Spermae barbatus
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I've always suffered from a crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world!
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
latin: Mammae defaecatus conpressionis
To perform what's often described as "titty fucking on steroids," the man first defecates on his lover's chest. He then uses slippery poo as a lubricant to vigorously slide his member back and forth between her breasts, which serves as the "buns" to the "hotdog" and "poochili." A considerate partner allows his lover to lick off the "mayonnaise."
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
To perform what's often described as "titty fucking on steroids," the man first defecates on his lover's chest. He then uses slippery poo as a lubricant to vigorously slide his member back and forth between her breasts, which serves as the "buns" to the "hotdog" and "poochili." A considerate partner allows his lover to lick off the "mayonnaise."
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Seeing my husband's penis slide through his own poop on my chest was such a turn-on. I mean, here was a man who loved me enough to poop on me, fuck me in the poop and then cum on my face. Chili dog just makes you feel special.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
latin: Dico lino
Set a cellular telephone to the "vibrate" feature and insert into the man's rectum just before climax. The man should then call the phone. The strong vibrations will cause the man to release the phone. The woman should then answer the phone and "talk dirty" to the man while he gives her a "facial."
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Set a cellular telephone to the "vibrate" feature and insert into the man's rectum just before climax. The man should then call the phone. The strong vibrations will cause the man to release the phone. The woman should then answer the phone and "talk dirty" to the man while he gives her a "facial."
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
The long distance was hard. For a year we had phone sex, Skype sex, but no physical connection. When we finally found ourselves together, we didn't know how to behave. The Birmingham Booty Call allowed us to find the perfect melding of what we knew and what we didn't.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
latin: Cincinnatus cuvus
Commonly referred to as "reverse titty fucking," the derivation comes from the bow tie shape of the male's testicles as they rest flayed upon his partner's neck. The classic finish to the position is the "double breast" with pearl buttons.
From "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Commonly referred to as "reverse titty fucking," the derivation comes from the bow tie shape of the male's testicles as they rest flayed upon his partner's neck. The classic finish to the position is the "double breast" with pearl buttons.
From "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
I married him because I thought he was a gentlemen, but when he dazzled me with a beautiful Cincinnati Bow tie, I realized just how fabulous he really is.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
latin: Concelebratio veneriis
In this group sex act, one man penetrates, or "doggies," a woman from behind while another gets a blowjob in front. During their exertions, the man--jubilant over their good fortune--reach up and high-five each other, thus forming an Eiffel Tower-like shape with their outstretched arms.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
In this group sex act, one man penetrates, or "doggies," a woman from behind while another gets a blowjob in front. During their exertions, the man--jubilant over their good fortune--reach up and high-five each other, thus forming an Eiffel Tower-like shape with their outstretched arms.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I use Eiffel Tower on all my teams to build teamwork and camaraderie. If a couple of my players start fighting, I'll grab the waterboy and tell him to bend over and start sucking until my players learn to work together as a team. When that high-five happens, I know it's all coming together.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
latin: Cacatus manduco
The Hot lunch takes the Hot Carl a steamy step further. One partner uses saran wrap to make a small pocket inside his/her mouth and then fills that pocket with feces (it doesn't matter whose). After the initial set-up, the man proceeds to have sex with the poo pocket, breaking through the saran wrap at the final, climatic second to fill his lover's mouth with a delicious fusion of cum and dump, also known as "cump."
From the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
The Hot lunch takes the Hot Carl a steamy step further. One partner uses saran wrap to make a small pocket inside his/her mouth and then fills that pocket with feces (it doesn't matter whose). After the initial set-up, the man proceeds to have sex with the poo pocket, breaking through the saran wrap at the final, climatic second to fill his lover's mouth with a delicious fusion of cum and dump, also known as "cump."
From the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
The sexual pleasure of the Hot Lunch speaks for itself, but less obvious is the way in which it has helped millions of people overcome their aversions to actual hot lunches by replacing terrifying memories of sweaty school cafeteria food with beautiful, aromatic mouthfuls of cump.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
latin: ferveo labia
A great way to spice things up in the bedroom--literally. Before coitus, pour Tabasco sauce (habanero or "rooster" sauce are both acceptable) on the outer lips of the woman's vagina. The man should then enter her while the full force of the hot sauce takes effect. Originally conceived and coined in the Louisiana bayou, Hot Lips Houlihan has become universally popular among spicy-food aficionados.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
A great way to spice things up in the bedroom--literally. Before coitus, pour Tabasco sauce (habanero or "rooster" sauce are both acceptable) on the outer lips of the woman's vagina. The man should then enter her while the full force of the hot sauce takes effect. Originally conceived and coined in the Louisiana bayou, Hot Lips Houlihan has become universally popular among spicy-food aficionados.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
We love us some spicy food. That's why we like Hot Lips Houlihan, taking that south of the border taste, well, south of the border really heated up the old bedroom. Nothing will make you as frisky as second-degree burns."
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010