306 definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Slippers

Indoor shoes with soft insides. Very warm and comfortable.

My slippers aren't hippo-(or elephant-) shaped, but they're still cozy.

by Diggity Monkeez February 11, 2005

Bland

Plain and boring. Not exciting.

Mayor Williams' speech about our lack of senators was pretty bland.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Dinky

Comically small; almost insignificant.

1) Your house looks dinky next to that mansion, Wilson.

2) One dinky screwdriver is the best you can come up with for a birthday present?

by Diggity Monkeez February 23, 2005

Candlestick

A large, heavy, brass/silver object that holds a candle on an exquisite dining room table.

One of the candlesticks was missing from the dining room, but was found in the kitchen next to Mr. Boddy's dead, bloodied corpse. Obviously Mr. Green is involved in this...

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005

SAT

The past tense of 'sit'.

I sat down before realizing that all of my chairs had been taken away by the repo men.

by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005

Jim Rome

A radio show host who isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Unfortunately, his version of "telling it like it is" involves constructing his opinions with the most obvious statements in sports.

For example: "Yeah, right, Barry. You're not on steroids. Your head has just tripled in size over the last four years naturally." Is that really something that listeners have never heard before?

Honestly, does Jim Rome have any fresh things to say? And by fresh, I mean new/original, not smart/sassy.

by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005

Splat

Sound made when an object is squished. Usually, the entire word is capitalized.

*Roderick steps on a water balloon*

SPLAT!

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005