Turban Dictionary

A dictionary used to document Middle Eastern slang.

I would be completely lost reading Turban Dictionary.

by Diggity Monkeez April 26, 2005

El

Precedent of any noun in mock Spanish.

Open el door-o, would you?

by Diggity Monkeez May 21, 2005

Gloat

To brag. Gloating usually involves bringing up someone else's failures, not just the gloater's successes.

He was gloating about his third-place finish compared to my twenty-seventh.

by Diggity Monkeez May 27, 2005

Spittoon

A bowl for chewing tobacco (chaw). The tobacco is spit into the spitoon when the user is done chewing.

I have a spittoon in my living room, but my poor accuracy has led to numerous stains on the carpet surrounding said bowl.

by Diggity Monkeez January 11, 2005

BLT

The greatest sandwich ever concocted. Made up of a tomato, several strips of bacon, two or three pieces of lettuce, and mayonnaise on the upper piece of bread.

I like my BLTs non-toasted (untoasted?).

by Diggity Monkeez February 05, 2005

New York Minute

Approximately sixty seconds.

Don: For how long do I have to microwave this?

Lawrence: For a New York Minute.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Sportspickle.com

A funny site that parodizes current events in sports and popular athletes..

Sportspickle.com was criticized for not making a Terrell Owens story, but its author (DJ Gallo) recently made one regarding Owens' recent ankle injury.

by Diggity Monkeez January 05, 2005