Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Deal 

1) An agreement.

2) To give out cards to each player in a card game.

3) Problem.

1) They made a deal not to tell anybody about the board game results.

2) Gretchen was dealt a horrible hand, but she didn't fold, hoping to bluff others into giving up.

3) What's Leomard's deal? He won't even speak to me!

Deal by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Weener 

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

Weener by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Delabor 

The family that runs Thorax Corporation, LLC,,. They live at 403 Figgis Street in Mundelow, PA. The name 'Delabor' can be spelled 'DeLabor' in order to look Peruvian.

The Delabors are bound by marriage to Thorax Corporation, LLC,,., but Rode thinks he has found a loophole.

Delabor by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Fail 

The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

Fail by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Monday 

The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.

Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.

Monday by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Piece of Cake 

An easy task that usually ends up being more fun than difficult.

Mom: Mop the floor, please, son.

Son: Mop the floor, eh? Piece of cake!

Mom: What?

Son: I said that mopping the floor will be a piece of cake.

Mom: Oh, OK. I didn't hear you the first time.

Son: Understood.

Piece of Cake by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Veterans Stadium 

A pile of rubble. That was before it was demolished, mind you.

Javy Lopez hit his record-breaking 41st home run as a catcher (in 2003) at Veterans Satdium. It is truly a shame that he couldn't have done it in more pleasant surroundings.

Veterans Stadium by Diggity Monkeez February 19, 2005