Nader

A man who runs for U.S. President each election year as a third-party candidate.

Nader figures that since he runs every year, he's going to have to win sometime.

by Diggity Monkeez December 30, 2004

Candlestick

A large, heavy, brass/silver object that holds a candle on an exquisite dining room table.

One of the candlesticks was missing from the dining room, but was found in the kitchen next to Mr. Boddy's dead, bloodied corpse. Obviously Mr. Green is involved in this...

by Diggity Monkeez January 09, 2005

YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY!

You know what? I do.

I think I have a total of two or three thumbs up as of this posting. No, I am not a complete failure, but I do suck at Urban Dictionary.

by Diggity Monkeez January 10, 2005

Howard Cosell

1960s/70 sportscaster; disliked wholeheartedly by most Americans.

Howard Cosell was loud, obnoxious, and opinionated; thus, he was a successful sports personality.

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

Grammar Fascist

One who corrects the grammar of all people, not just Jews and Gypsies.

The Grammar Fascist corrected me when I told him that I wanted to 'get an good grade' on the Spanish test.

by Diggity Monkeez February 03, 2005

Thought Bubble

The way a superhero's thought can be heard by a comic's readers. Similar to the Shakespearean 'aside' or 'soliloquy'.

Diggity Monkeez: ...just like the Shakespearean soliloquy.

Diggity Monkeez (in thought bubble): I hope I spelled/pronounced 'soliloquy' correctly.

by Diggity Monkeez February 08, 2005

Finals

Semester's-end examinations that count for (where I live) 15% of the semester grade.

Why am I writing this crap? I should be studying for finals!

by Diggity Monkeez May 19, 2005