Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Brunch

A new meal added between breakfast and lunch. All in all, a very difficult concept to understand.

If I microwave some leftover pizza, but do so at eleven in the morning, would it be classified as breakfast or brunch?

by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

Yahoo!

1) Declaration of joy.

2) Seach engine/life engine.

1)
Gretchen: Look on the bottom of this milk carton: "You have won one (1) free hip surgery."

Marty: Yahoo! We finally hit it big, sis!

2) I use Yahoo! to receive e-mail.

by Diggity Monkeez January 17, 2005

S.A.

One of the harder 'common' assignments in school, essays are long papers in which the author usually has to prove a point openly stated in the introductory paragraph.

Connor: Going to the mall tongiht?

Donner: Nah. I have a three-page S.A. to write.

Connor: May I help?

Donner: No, thank you.

by Diggity Monkeez January 17, 2005

Recap

To summarize a finished event.

Can you recap the race? I left in the middle of it.

by Diggity Monkeez March 18, 2005

HW

Abbreviation of 'homework'. Or 'nuisance'.

I can't get A's without doing my HW. I might be a lot more cheerful, however, if I took a break some days. In fact, I sometimes consider waiting until the lunch period to do it. Hmmm...

I always end up doing it at home.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Sarcasm

How previously un-funny people can get others to think that they have a great sense of humor. Sarcasm can be funny, but oftentimes, users have trouble getting others to pick up on their sarcasm, and counter by blaming the 'listener' for this, citing his/her/their lack of intelligence. This is wrong, though. Sarcasm should be executed in a manner that allows the recipient(s) to understand that sarcasm is involved.

I use sarcasm every once and again.

by Diggity Monkeez February 18, 2005

Chump

Pathetic character who is often reminded of his (guys are labeled as chumps far more than girls) shortcomings by superiors.

Synonymous with 'loser', although a bit more outdated. See chump change.

Lars: And so than I says, you wanna know what I says? I says, "I'll abama YOU, amigo!"

Chalkie: Lars, you're a chump.

by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005