Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Hock

1) To sell, but not in a store.

2) To force mucus into the mouth.

1) He hocked his stereo system to provide for the surgery payment.

2) He hocked a loogie, and spat it toward my face (I ducked.).

by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005

Toupee

A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.

Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

Wensday

Pronunciation of 'Wednesday'.

"No, thanks; I did last Wensday."

by Diggity Monkeez April 2, 2005

Morale

Overall feeling, usually of a group of people. When morale is high, people are happy. When it is low, people are probably grumbling.

"The beatings will continue until morale improves!"
-Sgt. Craig Pittman

by Diggity Monkeez August 3, 2005

Splat

Sound made when an object is squished. Usually, the entire word is capitalized.

*Roderick steps on a water balloon*

SPLAT!

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Address

1. Place of residence. Given using street name and house number, along with the city, state, and oftentimes zipcode for out-of-state affairs.

2. To speak to one person/group in particular.

3. To stress a certain subject, often in a speech.

1. My address is 25 Spencer Rd.

2. I addressed my latest speech to Jamcian-Americans.

3. My latest lecture addressed the demolition of the old asbestos factory in Shrewsbury.

by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005

Trade

1) To exchange goods that have value.

2) Job specialty; the occupation at which one has the best chance of excelling.

1) Carmen traded her Vida Blue '73 card to Charles for his brand new set of headphones.

2) Connor was a mechanic by trade, but decided to attend law school in his mid-thirties.

by Diggity Monkeez April 1, 2005