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Definitions by DesPERRYado

Wheel of Morality 

"Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.
1) To die.

2) To vomit.
1)
Commander: Where's Johnson?
Pvt: He bout it when we went under fire.

2) "I drank too much last night, I bout it all over the floor."
bout it by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005

wraslin' 

An entertainment business where professional athletes choreograph wrestling moves. Wraslin' is probably the one actual venue where influenced kids can actually get hurt.
WWF announcer- "I can't believe he got up from that DDT!"

2nd grader- "Dave DDT'd johnny into the concrete, he's dead."
wraslin' by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005
1)
Wraslin' move created by Jake "The Snake" Roberts. Short for 'Damien's Dinner Time.'

2)A harmful crop chemical.
1) 'No one gets up from Jake's DDT."

1) 'Rex ate some crops that were treated with DDT, he's dead.'
DDT by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005
Code for getting drunk. Originated by teenagers in Southern Ontario to trick parents and to get money for them.
"Hey, Ma. Can I get some money for BK?
BK by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005

nail salon 

1) A place a woman will go once a week to spend all your money on a worthless service.

2) A scam set up by Vietnamese immigrants to bilk money out of idiot women.
1) "I'm going to get my nails done at the nail salon."

2) "I can't believe she paid us 30 dollars to clean and polish her finger nails."
nail salon by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005
A traditional age college student who excels in academia but has no practical, real world skills.
Don't you know how to remove your heater core?

Sarah, I'm a scholar.
scholar by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005