DesPERRYado's definitions

Religion

A sociological institution that's true purpose is to protect the family structure (by alienating homosexuals) through guilt, self-doubt and fear by spouting the dogma of a man-made God in order to increase the reproductive rate of pre-industrial or medieval civilizations, which in turn increases a species overall chance of survival.

Up until about two hundred years ago religion was needed in order to keep high birth rates and control the masses; however today, religion is used as a tool to make war, confuse and psychologically damage people and promote hatred towards diversity

Religion ruined my life and turned me against blacks, jews and gays.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

wrong accused of harassment

Joke term used during songs to annoy people. Originated after malevolent Wendy's employee accused two innocent employees of harassment.

After 9 days, I let the horse run free because it was wrongly accused of harassment.

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

Osgoode

A village in Ontario that is full of hypocritial christians. Although they have many highschool drop outs, Augusta has far more teen-parents

Man, Joey dropped out of school...he must be from Osgoode.

by DesPERRYado November 4, 2004

newb blaster

One of the most powerful guns in counter-strike. It's real name is Para.

"Man, I killed 4 guys with my newb blaster."

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

BOP

Bind on pick up. Usually referring to items in World of Warcraft.

Sexually Transmitted Diseases are BOP.

by desPERRYado December 31, 2006

Anthropology

The cultural and physical scientific study of humankind indiscriminate of time, place and race in an attempt to explain the origin of humankind.

Anthropology has done a much better job explaining the origin of humans than religion.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

red dragon mode

When a woman is being a moody bitch.

"Why was Jenny being such a bitch to me?"

"Just stay clear man. She must be in red dragon mode."

by desperryado September 30, 2005