spankerchief

An ejaculatory device used to aid in the collection or removal of ejaculate.

Person: "My mom found my spankerchief."
Luke: "hahaha, you have a spankerchief?"

by DesPERRYado August 16, 2005

Heidini

Heidini is the only female member of THE TEAM. She is a butting oncologist and a talented artist. She can also use telekinesis. Some know her as Heidi of the Tengu Knights.

Omega-Jerry: Hey, it's Heidi of the Tengu Knights!

by DesPERRYado November 01, 2004

h2obliterator

A delicious beverage consisting of 2 parts hydrogen and 1 part water.

"My favorite drink is a mudslide."

"I'll take a h2obliterator any day."

by DesPERRYado October 16, 2005

bi-curious

Euphemism often used by promiscuous females to label themselves. Females who label themselves as bi-curious often use the guise of becoming homosexual (even though bisexuality is an ascribed condition)and this label as an excuse to have indiscriminate sex with multiple male and female partners because the female in question is most likely obsessed with coitus.

Jenny says that she's bi-curious but she's really just a slut.

by DesPERRYado November 01, 2004

newb blaster

One of the most powerful guns in counter-strike. It's real name is Para.

"Man, I killed 4 guys with my newb blaster."

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

cottage

A small house near a body of water or in the forest which families go to during summer and holidays. They're usually only afforded by the upper and upper-middle class. It should be noticed that 'cottage' is the Canadian terminology. In the greater United States a cottage is referred to as a 'camp.'

"We're going to our camp this weekend?"

"What!?! You own an entire camp?"

::explains::

"Oh, we call that a cottage, in Canada."

by DesPERRYado October 11, 2005

next-gen gamer

Short for next generation gamer. A person who starts with newer releases of games.

Billy is a next-gen gamer, he started with Final Fantasy 7.

by DesPERRYado December 09, 2004