connelia

A human with feet

Yeet: Connelia has a foot

by DenseCabbage April 22, 2019

coaldale

A small rural town east of Lethbridge that is so boring. It does have a fewgay people tho

Jim: "Hi I'm Jim!"
Old man on scooter: "Hi Jim! Welcome to Coaldale!"

by DenseCabbage November 30, 2019

Lin-Manuel Miranda

He's so fucking hot.

"Lin-Manuel Miranda is such a daddy"
"A very sexy daddy"

by DenseCabbage April 18, 2020

Caillou

I’m so gay for Caillou, I want to bang him so hard. I wanna grab that tiny dick of his and suck until he cries. His bald head is an advantage because when eating out a woman he can rub his head on her clit to get her off way better. His dick is 15cm when soft and 18 when hard, he bangs his sister Rosie everyday!

Lindsay:I’m gay for Caillou
Any normal person: what the fuck!!!!!

by DenseCabbage June 03, 2019

I've been knew

A way not to react when people come out to you, according to Dan

Dan:"Don't say 'I've been knew'"

by DenseCabbage June 16, 2019

Sven's BF

Pewdiepie's loyal dog Sven recently got a boyfriend, confirming the rumors that he's gay. They got married in a ceremony attended by many of Felix's friends including: Ulla Britta, Peepee poopoo, Bengt, Virgin Toad, and Jorgen! They had a child who is adorable!

Jorgen: "Sven's BF be looking fresh!"
Sven: "That's gay!"
Ulla Britta: "I'm gay!"

by DenseCabbage August 11, 2019

Caillou sex

To start Calliou sex you first need one person bald. The bald one pushes the other against the wall and begins making out. Next the bald one cuffs the other participant to the bed after all the clothes are removed. The bald one begins pleasuring the other participant with their head, either by rubbing their head on the dick or clit or strap a sex toy onto it and putting it in the vagina/ass. Then the bald one begins fucking a hole with a strap on or their own dick. Once both members are near climax they begin to sing the Caillou theme in unison. Once climax is reached they must such each other's cum using a straw or their mouths. The two then grab vibrators sticking them up an ass or vagina. Once they both reach climax again they grab their Caillou plush dolls and rub them on the other partners' dick/clit. After that, they both watch an episode of Caillou and repeat until 10 episodes have been watched.

Jimothy: "You wanna have Caillou sex?"
Billiam: "Where do we buy the stuff for it?"
Jimothy: "Razors from the drugstore, sex toys from the sex shop, and the Caillou stuff from Amazon!"
Billiam: "I call being bald!"

by DenseCabbage June 08, 2019