by DenseCabbage December 01, 2019
He's so fucking hot.
by DenseCabbage April 19, 2020
A very feminine man, usual gay and a bottom, who stereotypically speaks with a high pitched voice. Sometimes used as an insult
by DenseCabbage May 04, 2019
I’m so gay for Caillou, I want to bang him so hard. I wanna grab that tiny dick of his and suck until he cries. His bald head is an advantage because when eating out a woman he can rub his head on her clit to get her off way better. His dick is 15cm when soft and 18 when hard, he bangs his sister Rosie everyday!
by DenseCabbage June 04, 2019
by DenseCabbage June 16, 2019
To start Calliou sex you first need one person bald. The bald one pushes the other against the wall and begins making out. Next the bald one cuffs the other participant to the bed after all the clothes are removed. The bald one begins pleasuring the other participant with their head, either by rubbing their head on the dick or clit or strap a sex toy onto it and putting it in the vagina/ass. Then the bald one begins fucking a hole with a strap on or their own dick. Once both members are near climax they begin to sing the Caillou theme in unison. Once climax is reached they must such each other's cum using a straw or their mouths. The two then grab vibrators sticking them up an ass or vagina. Once they both reach climax again they grab their Caillou plush dolls and rub them on the other partners' dick/clit. After that, they both watch an episode of Caillou and repeat until 10 episodes have been watched.
Jimothy: "You wanna have Caillou sex?"
Billiam: "Where do we buy the stuff for it?"
Jimothy: "Razors from the drugstore, sex toys from the sex shop, and the Caillou stuff from Amazon!"
Billiam: "I call being bald!"
Billiam: "Where do we buy the stuff for it?"
Jimothy: "Razors from the drugstore, sex toys from the sex shop, and the Caillou stuff from Amazon!"
Billiam: "I call being bald!"
by DenseCabbage June 09, 2019