Girl: I've been watching this damn Narwahl all day and he hasn't bacon'd once!
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.
by Definitely not Gooch July 13, 2011
Get the Narwahlmug. Girl: I've been watching this damn Narwahl all day and he hasn't bacon'd once!
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.
by Definitely not Gooch July 13, 2011
Get the Narwahlmug. Similar to Docking except an uncircumcised man docks with a woman with an oversized clitoris. I wouldn't think it would need to be said, but the man's penis needs to be larger than the woman's clitoris.
by Definitely not Gooch December 13, 2019
Get the Tugboatmug. Sleeping with at least one person each of White, Black, Asian, Middle Eastern, and Native American decent within an 80 day window.
In college I didn't have cash to travel, but I did manage to go Around the World in 80 Days tearing through the sororities!
by Definitely not Gooch March 08, 2023
Get the Around the World in 80 Daysmug. When you touch a cold part of your body with a warm part of your body and you have to focus to feel one sensation or the other.
I warmed my cold hand on my warm leg. I experienced the Ascher Effect by focusing on feeling both the warming and the cooling.
by Definitely not Gooch May 24, 2023
Get the Ascher Effectmug. A man (any race) who gets bummed by other men without any sexual favors in return. Generally he is open to servicing all races (brown and white pudding).
Jared is a total snack pack. He had a group of 4 men of various races run train on his ass. They left his pudding hole as a snack pack.
by Definitely not Gooch April 14, 2013
Get the Snack Packmug. by Definitely not Gooch February 05, 2019
Get the Swaddlemug.