Definitions by Definitely not Gooch
Ascher Effect
When you touch a cold part of your body with a warm part of your body and you have to focus to feel one sensation or the other.
I warmed my cold hand on my warm leg. I experienced the Ascher Effect by focusing on feeling both the warming and the cooling.
Ascher Effect by Definitely not Gooch May 24, 2023
Around the World in 80 Days
Sleeping with at least one person each of White, Black, Asian, Middle Eastern, and Native American decent within an 80 day window.
In college I didn't have cash to travel, but I did manage to go Around the World in 80 Days tearing through the sororities!
Around the World in 80 Days by Definitely not Gooch March 8, 2023
Tugboat
Similar to Docking except an uncircumcised man docks with a woman with an oversized clitoris. I wouldn't think it would need to be said, but the man's penis needs to be larger than the woman's clitoris.
Tugboat by Definitely not Gooch December 13, 2019
Swaddle
Swaddle by Definitely not Gooch February 5, 2019
Snack Pack
A man (any race) who gets bummed by other men without any sexual favors in return. Generally he is open to servicing all races (brown and white pudding).
Jared is a total snack pack. He had a group of 4 men of various races run train on his ass. They left his pudding hole as a snack pack.
Snack Pack by Definitely not Gooch April 14, 2013
Yuys
A Buffalo NY based abbreviation of the phrase "you guys".
The phrase is generally accepted to have started as a rebellion against the term yinz, as it didn't make logical sense to the Pittsburgh neighbors.
The phrase is generally accepted to have started as a rebellion against the term yinz, as it didn't make logical sense to the Pittsburgh neighbors.
Yuys by Definitely not Gooch October 15, 2012
Narwahl
Girl: I've been watching this damn Narwahl all day and he hasn't bacon'd once!
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.
Narwahl by Definitely not Gooch July 13, 2011