Dave's definitions

arabian surprise

after a man ejaculates into a girl (or man for that matter) he whispers into her ear 'I have AIDS.'

also often referred to as a 'Swedish rodeo.'

sam performed an arabian surprise on his dad

by dave April 25, 2005

shagmaster

Someone who is really good at sex

I'd go back for more - he/she's a real shagmaster. You could learn a lot from him/her

by Dave July 8, 2003

kick ass

1)to harm, cause physical damage to;beat up
2) an interjection used in times of joy

1)im gonna kick your ass and i dont care if i go to jail!
2)SHE SAID YES!!!! KIICK ASSS!!!!

by Dave January 31, 2004

Cypher

A UAV (unmanned aerial vehicle) developed by Sikorsky. It basically consists of a donut-shaped engine (with rotary blades) with a little camera attached a few feet above it. The Cypher project has really been a black project and will probably continue to be for a while, but its tests have gone quite well. The Cypher can be remote-controlled, or even automated. The images captured by Cypher's camera are relayed to a computer that is managed by a distant specialist, and perhaps various options can be accessed from that laptop, such as NV or IR vision.

Although there are many other UAV drones that have already been deployed into the legitimate battlefield, the Cypher should still be an excellent tool for reconaissance.

"The Cypher was popularized in Metal Gear Solid 2. But let's see how much more popular it becomes in real-life."
-me

by Dave June 19, 2004

Kick The Can

The oldest known game in the history of humanity. The name speaks for itself; children gather around and kick a can to each other. The history of this game dates are far back as medieval ages, perhaps even further.

Centuries later.....thank God for Nintendo.

"Our present-day kick the can is hackeysack. Like I care though."
-me

by Dave January 20, 2004

benzopyrene

According to Dr. Naomi Hunter in Metal Gear Solid, benzopyrene is a chemical that you get from smoking cigarettes, and is capable of leading to lung cancer.
To listen for yourself, smoke a cig in the game and contact 140.85.

"Is benzopyrene real?"
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

neko

neh-koh

Japanese literal meaning for "cat".

"I want to buy a neko for a pet."
"Huh?"

by Dave February 12, 2006