burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

by Dave January 22, 2004

mother f'er

One who has sex with their wife/girlfriend after the said party has already had at least one child.

After having sex with my wife last night, I am now a mother f'er.

by Dave March 30, 2004

raped

1. To be completely destroyed in a game, never having a chance or an attempt at beating the opponent(s).

An7i HeRo: LMAO! U JUST GOT RAPED U FUCKING NOOB! MAYBE NEXT TIME! IM SO L33T
RENEGADEJESUS3: awww man, that sucked. ur such a haxzor anti. i got raped up the ass...

by dave April 12, 2005

Cum Bubble

When your dick is stoped up and you come a bubble.

It fucking hurt when the bitch sucked the cum bubble out of my stoped up dick.

by Dave October 24, 2003

leftovers

The act of revenge on someone, by taking human poo poo and wrapping it in tinfoil, then sticking it in ones refridgerator.

"If Tom does'nt quick being an ass hole, he's going to get leftovers"

by Dave May 31, 2007

Playing Sonic

Sliding one's finger rhythmically and quickly.

i.e. female masturbation

<Dave> man where's Angie
<Fred> shes been playing sonic the whole time
<Angie> >_>

by Dave March 27, 2005

Six-Six-Fourty-Four

The name for June 6th, 1944.

"Six-Six-Fourty-Four will live in infamy. But let's hope it never has to happen again."
-me

by Dave February 03, 2004