by Dave March 22, 2005
Get the procrasterbationmug. both sexes wera rugby shirts with collars up. Used to wear burgundy or even red jeans, but I believe this practice has died out. Some of these people are just plain nasty.
by dave September 14, 2003
Get the yahmug. A mysterious Chinese creature what have the head of a dragon and the body of a horse with the wings of a bat.
by Dave January 13, 2004
Get the Dragidmug. "What's magma?"
-the main character, by Tommy Lee Jones, in Volcano
"It's fucking magma here in Arabia."
-a soldier taking off his helmet and wiping his forehead
-the main character, by Tommy Lee Jones, in Volcano
"It's fucking magma here in Arabia."
-a soldier taking off his helmet and wiping his forehead
by Dave September 10, 2004
Get the magmamug. budweiser has donated another pallet of floodweiser instead of what the people really want, which is cold beer
by dave December 30, 2005
Get the floodweisermug. Suburban mother with 2.3 kids with hollow disciplines and automaton husbands with slowly diminishing spirits. Typically Caucasian. Their cabals are usually averted to music unfamiliar to that of their youth.
Soccer moms are mostly responsible for the gaggle of kid safe laws ranging from stop signs every two feet to inundating TV and video game ratings to the manufacture of the "V chip". They aspire to the halls of Congress and the floor of the Senate to champion causes in the name of their families at the cost of casual freedoms.
They are reclusive, passive agressive, morally ambiguous and secretive. One should be wary of traveling through a soccer mom's natural habitat as your presence will be secretly alerted to by the authorities under vague and even false suspicions.
They also reside in urban and metropolitan areas.
Soccer moms are mostly responsible for the gaggle of kid safe laws ranging from stop signs every two feet to inundating TV and video game ratings to the manufacture of the "V chip". They aspire to the halls of Congress and the floor of the Senate to champion causes in the name of their families at the cost of casual freedoms.
They are reclusive, passive agressive, morally ambiguous and secretive. One should be wary of traveling through a soccer mom's natural habitat as your presence will be secretly alerted to by the authorities under vague and even false suspicions.
They also reside in urban and metropolitan areas.
by Dave April 24, 2004
Get the Soccer mommug. The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body. It's said that practicing cunnilingus is the most wonderful thing you can do for a woman, and expresses love, admiration, and it makes her look sexy......but given the purposefully-mysterious nature of women, these have yet to be confirmed as "fact".
Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.
Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.
"I always loved pussy, but back when I was in 7th grade, I was called a fag because I preferred pussy over tits. YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!"
-me
"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
-me
-me
"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
-me
by Dave July 11, 2004
Get the Vaginamug.