Dat_Boi33's definitions
A shit event that took 2 month to plan ahead. And when it finally happened, they got stopped by 2 officers. That’s all it took to Ruin a 2-month plan. It was also Awkward as shit.
Friend: YOOO THAT AREA 51 EVENT WAS SO SICK!!!!
Me: If you don’t shut the fuck up about that Area 51 bull shut I’m going to pull your arms off and shove it up your ass
Me: If you don’t shut the fuck up about that Area 51 bull shut I’m going to pull your arms off and shove it up your ass
by Dat_Boi33 September 26, 2019
Get the Area 51mug. A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.
Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day
Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
Get the Valentine’s Daymug. This app has gone through hell and back being close to getting banned 3 times. This app shows how dumb people really are and how people can not take consequences for their own actions
Stupid tik tok user: Defund the police!! ACAB!!
*few moments later*
Stupid TikTok user: HOLY SHIT SOMEONE IS STALKING ME OFFICER PLEASE HELP OMG OMG OMG
*few moments later*
Stupid TikTok user: HOLY SHIT SOMEONE IS STALKING ME OFFICER PLEASE HELP OMG OMG OMG
by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020
Get the TikTokmug. A place where there are no laws and you can get away with murder and assault. Fights break out, the lunch is just paper formed into food, drama happens, and school shooters. You also spend 1/5 of your precious life on a piece of shit school.
Dad:You like school son?
Kid: Shut your chromosome Google Chrome Chicken bone skin tone no phone home phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome chromosome tf ass up.
Kid: Shut your chromosome Google Chrome Chicken bone skin tone no phone home phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome chromosome tf ass up.
by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. A shitty game where you get your ass kicked by pay to win players and you fucking destroy your moms bank account to get a single fucking legendary. Then you stop playing the game and realize “Wow, I am a fucking disgrace to the whole family!”
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
Get the Clash Royalemug. Some dumb motherfucker thought quarantine was not challenging enough so they decided to have Online Classes. Now we have to attend zoom meetings and watch our teachers getting fucking zoom bombed for the 4th time this week. It is also proven your attention span decreases while on online class along with your grade.
by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020
Get the Online Classesmug. A fucking piece of shit game that is ran by virgin workers who turned gay because they haven’t had female interaction in years and sweaty ass kids who post their wins on TikTok and Snapchat thinking they’re good at the game.
by Dat_Boi33 June 4, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug.