Valentine’s Day

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.

Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

Fall Guys

A game that was going in ham with shit loads of player counts until the chad Among Us came along.

Holy moly fall guys is so much fun, wait among us? Never heard of it. Ima give it a shot (becomes addicted to the game)

by Dat_Boi33 September 24, 2020

Cuphead

A game fucked hard in the ass by it’s own fan base. Was an Xbox Exclusive until people started pirating it for PC. There’s no disc for cup head which is why this game failed 2 months into its release. It’s also coming to the switch and the creators of cyphers are begging the fuck out of Nintendo for cuphead to make it in to super smash bros and now relying to its fan base.

Hey want to play Cuphead after school? It will be fun!
Fuck no bitch go masturbate to its fan base

by Dat_Boi33 March 28, 2019

Area 51

A shit event that took 2 month to plan ahead. And when it finally happened, they got stopped by 2 officers. That’s all it took to Ruin a 2-month plan. It was also Awkward as shit.

Friend: YOOO THAT AREA 51 EVENT WAS SO SICK!!!!
Me: If you don’t shut the fuck up about that Area 51 bull shut I’m going to pull your arms off and shove it up your ass

by Dat_Boi33 September 26, 2019

Clash Royale

A shitty game where you get your ass kicked by pay to win players and you fucking destroy your moms bank account to get a single fucking legendary. Then you stop playing the game and realize “Wow, I am a fucking disgrace to the whole family!”

You still play clash Royale?

Does your mom has any money left in her bank account?

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

TikTok

This app has gone through hell and back being close to getting banned 3 times. This app shows how dumb people really are and how people can not take consequences for their own actions

Stupid tik tok user: Defund the police!! ACAB!!
*few moments later*
Stupid TikTok user: HOLY SHIT SOMEONE IS STALKING ME OFFICER PLEASE HELP OMG OMG OMG

by Dat_Boi33 September 24, 2020

Discord

A place home to insecure furries and child predators who are thirsty for female human interaction. Not to mention the people who work for discord are fucking embarrassing and a disgrace to the human race.

Discord user: I am gay

Chad the goddess: We know.

by Dat_Boi33 June 04, 2020