Definitions by Dat_Boi33

Fortnite 

A fucking piece of shit game that is ran by virgin workers who turned gay because they haven’t had female interaction in years and sweaty ass kids who post their wins on TikTok and Snapchat thinking they’re good at the game.

Virgin 20 year old: Yo I’ve got a win on Fortnite!
Chad the hulk man: Lmao you’re a fucking loser

Fortnite by Dat_Boi33 June 4, 2020

Discord 

A place home to insecure furries and child predators who are thirsty for female human interaction. Not to mention the people who work for discord are fucking embarrassing and a disgrace to the human race.

Discord user: I am gay

Chad the goddess: We know.

Discord by Dat_Boi33 June 4, 2020

Area 51 

A shit event that took 2 month to plan ahead. And when it finally happened, they got stopped by 2 officers. That’s all it took to Ruin a 2-month plan. It was also Awkward as shit.

Friend: YOOO THAT AREA 51 EVENT WAS SO SICK!!!!
Me: If you don’t shut the fuck up about that Area 51 bull shut I’m going to pull your arms off and shove it up your ass

Area 51 by Dat_Boi33 September 26, 2019

School

A place where there are no laws and you can get away with murder and assault. Fights break out, the lunch is just paper formed into food, drama happens, and school shooters. You also spend 1/5 of your precious life on a piece of shit school.

Dad:You like school son?

Kid: Shut your chromosome Google Chrome Chicken bone skin tone no phone home phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome chromosome tf ass up.

School by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2019

Apex Legends 

A dumbass game that thought that it will kill and overcome Fortnite but did the opposite a month into its release. It’s a shit game that it’s made by EA and surprised it doesn’t force you to spend money on the god forsaken game

Hey dude, Wanna Play some Apex Legends?
Fuck no that’s a deformed Fortnite copy

Apex Legends by Dat_Boi33 July 19, 2019

Instagram Ads 

Ads on Instagram that are shit and once you download the fucking app, you get greeted with the “free trial” bullshit. This is why you don’t advertise apps on mf Instagram

Yo, I think Instagram ads are the best

Nigga shut the fuck up and kiss me 😍😍

Instagram Ads by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019

Porn 

You already know what the fuck this is. Stop searching here. I know you want to beat the fuck out of your dick at 3AM, but go to pornhub not a fucking dictionary site.

Bro, do you watch porn sometimes?
No.
Shut the fuck up yes you do bisexual

Porn by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019