Luster Dragon

Bacardi Dragonberry + Sprite + Mountain Dew Voltage

In a 12 oz glass, pour in the following…

1) 1.5 oz Bacardi Dragonberry

2) 4.5 oz Sprite

3) 6 oz Mt. Dew Voltage

Ice is not needed, but adjust the above combination to fit the amount of ice.

Stir up and serve promptly. I promise, this will taste amazing. Named after a dragon in Yu-Gi-Oh.

I got wasted drinking way too many Luster Dragons last night.

by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023

Rexy

The most badass Tyrannosaurus Rex ever. Eats a lawyer, kills raptors, kicks the Indominus Rex's ass, eats an awful business man, and owns a Giganotosaurus. No other T. rex can really compare to how awesome she truly is. Give it up for the queen of the Jurassic fillms.

Rexy appeared to be down for the count against the Giganotosaurus, but outsmarted him in the end. Yay!

by Darkness Prime January 25, 2023

Smug Prick

Steven Crowder

Must this one be explained? Just watch his “Change My Mind” for a few minutes and you’ve got a textbook example of a smug prick.

by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

Vivek Ramaswamy

The result if Ajit Pai and Tucker Carlson somehow had a baby, that child was mentored by Donald Trump, and then the adult decided to mime Barack Obama as if that would make him likable.

Vivek Ramaswamy… more like Vivid Rampantswampy.

by Darkness Prime October 02, 2023

The Boy Who Lived

Everyone points to Harry Potter. But… there is ONE other definition… me. Why?

Well, let’s observe two historical points of my life…

1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.

2012: I was hit by a car, but… I survived with merely a broken shin.,

Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.

So in a way, that makes me…

The Boy Who Lived.

The Boy Who Lived is at large, continuing to create a legacy.

by Darkness Prime June 03, 2023

Kevin McCarthy

The GOP’s equivalent of Starscream, but without the silver tongue. They’d both literally do ANYTHING to become the head of their faction, no matter how foolish.

Kevin McCarthy would’ve sold his family to get the Speakership. Exactly the sort of thing Starscream would do. Both are constantly trying to gain power and fail multiple times before pulling it off. At least Starscream has his silver tongue.

by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

Rhinox

The Maximal in Beast Wars that is ALWAYS packing heat (those chainguns of doom), transforms into a rhino, and almost single-handedly overthrew Megatron after being turned into a Predacon once. Also once defeated Megatron… with a fart.

Megatron: Please, I come in peace.

Rhinox: Through a speaker You’re about to leave in pieces.

by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023