Rey Skywalker

A sexual act in which a woman holds a man by the throat while having rough sex with him or pegging him, while proclaiming "You will never be as strong as Darth Vader."

Last night I told her to do whatever she liked. So she did the Rey Skywalker on me and I was left speechless and exhausted.

by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023

Rexy

The most badass Tyrannosaurus Rex ever. Eats a lawyer, kills raptors, kicks the Indominus Rex's ass, eats an awful business man, and owns a Giganotosaurus. No other T. rex can really compare to how awesome she truly is. Give it up for the queen of the Jurassic fillms.

Rexy appeared to be down for the count against the Giganotosaurus, but outsmarted him in the end. Yay!

by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023

Android 18

The hottest and most kickass woman in Dragon Ball Z. Bulma has her beauty and brains, but Android 18 is a total badass. Beats up SUPER SAIYANS, has unbelievable durability, infinite stamina, and even managed to get Krillin to settle down and have a child with him (and somehow he survived this). She’s like a Terminator… except better. A total milf cyborg how could easily kill you… but that makes her hotter.

Android 18 smacked the smug out of Vegeta, then broke his arm… like a boss.

by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

George Santos

It would be easier to list out what he HASN’T lied about… wait, that’s pretty much nothing, so no, it would be EVEN HARDER to find.

George Santos… if that’s even his real name.

by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023

Vivek Ramaswamy

The result if Ajit Pai and Tucker Carlson somehow had a baby, that child was mentored by Donald Trump, and then the adult decided to mime Barack Obama as if that would make him likable.

Vivek Ramaswamy… more like Vivid Rampantswampy.

by Darkness Prime October 01, 2023

Beast Wars

The BEST Transformers series ever. Hooks you in within minutes and causes you to binge it for days. Not only a has beautiful story, but legendary characters such as: Waspinator, Dinobot, Rhinox, Tigatron, Blackarachnia, and Silverbolt. Seriously, go out and watch this series before you die.

Person 1: What are you watching?

Person 2: Beast Wars.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: A great series about robots that transform into animals.

Person 1: You mean like the Transformers?

Person 2: Yes, but even better.

by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023

Waspinator

That one guy from Beast Wars that gets constantly destroyed, yet KEEPS COMING BACK.

Waspinator: Why universe hate Waspinator?

by Darkness Prime January 25, 2023