Darkness Prime's definitions

Kevin McCarthy

The GOP’s equivalent of Starscream, but without the silver tongue. They’d both literally do ANYTHING to become the head of their faction, no matter how foolish.

Kevin McCarthy would’ve sold his family to get the Speakership. Exactly the sort of thing Starscream would do. Both are constantly trying to gain power and fail multiple times before pulling it off. At least Starscream has his silver tongue.

by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

The Boy Who Lived

Everyone points to Harry Potter. But… there is ONE other definition… me. Why?

Well, let’s observe two historical points of my life…

1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.

2012: I was hit by a car, but… I survived with merely a broken shin.,

Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.

So in a way, that makes me…

The Boy Who Lived.

The Boy Who Lived is at large, continuing to create a legacy.

by Darkness Prime June 3, 2023

Hsu Hao

One of the worst Mortal Kombat characters ever created, tries to copy Kano and fails miserably. Gets his ass owned by Jax in MKDA.

Do I REALLY need to explain any further? It's Hsu Hao, end of discussion.

by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023

Super Mario Galaxy

The BEST Super Mario Game, EVER. Such a simple concept, Mario/Luigi in space, and yet it works SO DAMN WELL! Definitely a must-play. Great music, awesome level design, good controls (probably the best underwater controls for ANY Mario game), breathtaking environments (Comet Observatory, anyone?), cool new power-ups, and best of all... motherfucking Rosalina! How can anyone hate this fucking game?

I just beat Super Mario Galaxy as both Mario AND Luigi. Moving on to the Grand Finale Galaxy!

by Darkness Prime February 24, 2023

Marjorie Taylor Greene

A blonde, muggle Bellatrix Lestrange.

Has anyone not seen the connections? Marjorie Taylor Greene and Bellatrix Lestrange are both VERY loyal to a deranged man, would do anything for said man, and are somehow even crazier than the man they worship. Difference is the real world has misfortune of being stuck with one of them.

by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

Tigatron

A character from 90's Transformers series, Beast Wars. Tigatron was the first of the stasis pods to land on the planet where the Maximals and Predacons were battling. Despite the Preds having two flyers AND incapacitating Optimus Primal long enough to prevent him from reaching the pod first, Dinobot beamed instructions to the pod, allowing it to scan for beast mode. Though Megatron seemed to have won (by getting the Maximals to surrender the pod to save two white tigers that Megatron was about to kill), the pod was empty. This led to a classic moment...

Megatron: Where is the Maximal?

Tigatron (Off-screen): Right here!

Surprise! One of those tigers Megatron threatened was no other than Tigatron himself! After sending Megatron runningg, Tigatron would become a vital member of the Maximals; a powerful scout, warrior, and lover of nature. He later would fuse with Airazor (another awesome Maximal) to become the all-powerful... Tigerhawk.

Tigatron is a legendary character. He is a total badass, yet also a gentleman at heart. Balanced, as most things should be. He's one of my heroes, and should be one of yours. Also, he turns into a white tiger. What's not to love about that?

Anyways, all respect to the one and only Tigatron!

Tigatron: YOU WILL LEAVE THE WILD ALONE!

Blasts the hell out of Inferno

by Darkness Prime January 25, 2023

Vivek Ramaswamy

The result if Ajit Pai and Tucker Carlson somehow had a baby, that child was mentored by Donald Trump, and then the adult decided to mime Barack Obama as if that would make him likable.

Vivek Ramaswamy… more like Vivid Rampantswampy.

by Darkness Prime October 1, 2023