Darkness Prime's definitions

Hsu Hao

One of the worst Mortal Kombat characters ever created, tries to copy Kano and fails miserably. Gets his ass owned by Jax in MKDA.

Do I REALLY need to explain any further? It's Hsu Hao, end of discussion.

by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023

Rhinox

The Maximal in Beast Wars that is ALWAYS packing heat (those chainguns of doom), transforms into a rhino, and almost single-handedly overthrew Megatron after being turned into a Predacon once. Also once defeated Megatron… with a fart.

Megatron: Please, I come in peace.

Rhinox: Through a speaker You’re about to leave in pieces.

by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

George Santos

It would be easier to list out what he HASN’T lied about… wait, that’s pretty much nothing, so no, it would be EVEN HARDER to find.

George Santos… if that’s even his real name.

by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023

Beast Wars

The BEST Transformers series ever. Hooks you in within minutes and causes you to binge it for days. Not only a has beautiful story, but legendary characters such as: Waspinator, Dinobot, Rhinox, Tigatron, Blackarachnia, and Silverbolt. Seriously, go out and watch this series before you die.

Person 1: What are you watching?

Person 2: Beast Wars.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: A great series about robots that transform into animals.

Person 1: You mean like the Transformers?

Person 2: Yes, but even better.

by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023

Waspinator

That one guy from Beast Wars that gets constantly destroyed, yet KEEPS COMING BACK.

Waspinator: Why universe hate Waspinator?

by Darkness Prime January 25, 2023

Kevin McCarthy

The GOP’s equivalent of Starscream, but without the silver tongue. They’d both literally do ANYTHING to become the head of their faction, no matter how foolish.

Kevin McCarthy would’ve sold his family to get the Speakership. Exactly the sort of thing Starscream would do. Both are constantly trying to gain power and fail multiple times before pulling it off. At least Starscream has his silver tongue.

by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

The Boy Who Lived

Everyone points to Harry Potter. But… there is ONE other definition… me. Why?

Well, let’s observe two historical points of my life…

1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.

2012: I was hit by a car, but… I survived with merely a broken shin.,

Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.

So in a way, that makes me…

The Boy Who Lived.

The Boy Who Lived is at large, continuing to create a legacy.

by Darkness Prime June 3, 2023