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The result if Ajit Pai and Tucker Carlson somehow had a baby, that child was mentored by Donald Trump, and then the adult decided to mime Barack Obama as if that would make him likable.
by Darkness Prime October 1, 2023
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Well, let’s observe two historical points of my life…
1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.
2012: I was hit by a car, but… I survived with merely a broken shin.,
Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.
So in a way, that makes me…
The Boy Who Lived.
Well, let’s observe two historical points of my life…
1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.
2012: I was hit by a car, but… I survived with merely a broken shin.,
Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.
So in a way, that makes me…
The Boy Who Lived.
by Darkness Prime June 3, 2023
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Kevin McCarthy would’ve sold his family to get the Speakership. Exactly the sort of thing Starscream would do. Both are constantly trying to gain power and fail multiple times before pulling it off. At least Starscream has his silver tongue.
by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023
Get the Kevin McCarthy mug.The BEST Super Mario Game, EVER. Such a simple concept, Mario/Luigi in space, and yet it works SO DAMN WELL! Definitely a must-play. Great music, awesome level design, good controls (probably the best underwater controls for ANY Mario game), breathtaking environments (Comet Observatory, anyone?), cool new power-ups, and best of all... motherfucking Rosalina! How can anyone hate this fucking game?
by Darkness Prime February 24, 2023
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Last night I told her to do whatever she liked. So she did the Rey Skywalker on me and I was left speechless and exhausted.
by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023
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Rexy appeared to be down for the count against the Giganotosaurus, but outsmarted him in the end. Yay!
by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023
Get the Rexy mug.A fitting name for Vivek Ramaswamy, because it is very clear of how much of smug, out of control scumbag he actually is.
Wants to prevent anyone under 25 from voting unless they “pass a civics test” (basically the same thing as literacy tests imposed after the Civil War), or have served in the military/as first responders (people he knows would be more likely to vote for him). It’s obvious why, he wants to prevent young generations from voting because he knows they won’t vote for him.
Thinks talking fast and wordy while spouting lie after lie (and constantly adding “it’s a fact” despite the actual facts saying otherwise) makes him smart and likable, when all it does is the opposite. It’s like Ben Shapiro… but way more annoying.
Claims climate change “agenda” is a hoax and claims the policies intended to combat climate change “kill more than actual climate change.” All for an excuse to not do anything about climate change or to downplay it when it’s gotten so bad that its impossible to not notice a rise in extreme weather.
Has accused the LGBTQ+ community of being a cult and “having no obligation to logic,” while defending Donald Trump, whose base literally fits the definition of a cult and hardly ever uses logic.
Oh, and he also claimed January 6th happened because of “censorship,” then defended it after publishing a book where he condemned it, when called out on it, acted like the evidence wasn’t there in the book.
So yeah, he deserves a new name…
Vivid Rampantswampy.
Wants to prevent anyone under 25 from voting unless they “pass a civics test” (basically the same thing as literacy tests imposed after the Civil War), or have served in the military/as first responders (people he knows would be more likely to vote for him). It’s obvious why, he wants to prevent young generations from voting because he knows they won’t vote for him.
Thinks talking fast and wordy while spouting lie after lie (and constantly adding “it’s a fact” despite the actual facts saying otherwise) makes him smart and likable, when all it does is the opposite. It’s like Ben Shapiro… but way more annoying.
Claims climate change “agenda” is a hoax and claims the policies intended to combat climate change “kill more than actual climate change.” All for an excuse to not do anything about climate change or to downplay it when it’s gotten so bad that its impossible to not notice a rise in extreme weather.
Has accused the LGBTQ+ community of being a cult and “having no obligation to logic,” while defending Donald Trump, whose base literally fits the definition of a cult and hardly ever uses logic.
Oh, and he also claimed January 6th happened because of “censorship,” then defended it after publishing a book where he condemned it, when called out on it, acted like the evidence wasn’t there in the book.
So yeah, he deserves a new name…
Vivid Rampantswampy.
by Darkness Prime October 1, 2023
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