Danlod2's definitions

succrastinator

Someone who prolifically procrastinates yet somehow gets things done. A functioning procrastinator.

Fred: I got it done in the end - just beat the deadline. And I got a great grade for it, too!

Joe: Man, you're such a succrastinator.

by Danlod2 November 5, 2021

Procrastiscrub

Cleaning your flat in order to avoid studying.

I know I should have been studying for my exam yesterday, but I just couldn’t get round to it and ended up cleaning my kitchen instead. I usually end up procrastiscrubbing at time like this.

by Danlod2 July 22, 2024

guessmile

(verb) - when you didn't understand what someone said and don't want to ask them to repeat themselves multiple times and just guess that they said something funny and smile.

It was way too loud to make out what he was saying so I just guessmiled at him

by Danlod2 April 27, 2018

snook

Action triggered by the state of feeling close-to-death hunger combined with impatience waiting for your dinner to be ready so you eat it lukewarm out of the pan anyway. Fusion of the verbs ‘to snack’ and ‘to cook’:

I just can't wait any longer. I'm going to have to snook some of the curry even if it isn't ready yet.
Stop snooking and wait for your dinner to finish cooking!

by Danlod2 November 15, 2018

oddnique

a combination of odd and unique to describe absolutely obscure and exceptional moments that make you smile about the absurdity of life.

I had an oddnique moment yesterday evening when a housemate of mine came back from Stuttgarter Wasen. She was in a good mood though it had been quite an odyssey for her to get home using several transportation systems including, walking, hitchhiking, taking the train and finally the bike. Unfortunately, she lost her jacket but somehow found herself a new one. She also lost her phone and had severe problems with breathing in her tight dress. Eventually she found out that it was the phone she had kept in her dress that was preventing her from breathing.

by Danlod2 May 4, 2023

scheuer

to sink money into something before it is safe to do so, then deny any responsibility and afterwards forget anything related to that something.

I scheuered the German Highway toll.

by Danlod2 May 5, 2022

get ILIASed

The anger caused by navigating slow websites that fully reload everytime you click on something. For example, it takes seven full page reloads to log into ILIAS and reach this forum. As a synonym for people outside of KIT, I would coin the term "page reload rage".

I get ILIASed everytime I log in. It took seven full page reloads to get to this forum!

by Danlod2 November 18, 2025