Danlod2's definitions
Fred: I got it done in the end - just beat the deadline. And I got a great grade for it, too!
Joe: Man, you're such a succrastinator.
Joe: Man, you're such a succrastinator.
by Danlod2 November 5, 2021
Get the succrastinator mug.Sometimes you feel like you are going to be unwell e.g. you think you're starting to run a bit of temperature.
by Danlod2 November 5, 2021
Get the presick mug.I spent the whole afternoon stresslaxing, lounging on the couch but feeling too guilty about my unfinished tasks to actually relax.
I sat stresslaxing watching a Netflix series all evening to help me chill before my exam. It just made me more nervous.
by Danlod2 November 12, 2024
Get the stresslaxing mug.A combination of the words Brexit and postpone.
Meaning: making a decison but not actually carrying it out. Until some time in the far future. Maybe.
Meaning: making a decison but not actually carrying it out. Until some time in the far future. Maybe.
by Danlod2 November 5, 2019
Get the Brexpone mug.The phenomenon of assuming that you have finally found a free parking space, only to discover that it is blocked by a small car (e.g., a Smart) when driving by.
I drove around for ages looking for a parking spot before finding what looked like a great one next to the town hall. Turns out it was just parkbait and there was a motorbike parked in the spot!
by Danlod2 July 22, 2024
Get the Parkbait mug.I know I should have been studying for my exam yesterday, but I just couldn’t get round to it and ended up cleaning my kitchen instead. I usually end up procrastiscrubbing at time like this.
by Danlod2 July 22, 2024
Get the Procrastiscrub mug.When you explain something in such a unnecessarily complicated and obscure matter that the listener is even more confused than before.
I thought I had understood the concept quite quickly, but he totally misplained the whole it confused everybody completely.
by Danlod2 May 7, 2025
Get the misplain mug.