Danlod2's definitions
The phenomenon of assuming that you have finally found a free parking space, only to discover that it is blocked by a small car (e.g., a Smart) when driving by.
I drove around for ages looking for a parking spot before finding what looked like a great one next to the town hall. Turns out it was just parkbait and there was a motorbike parked in the spot!
by Danlod2 July 22, 2024
Get the Parkbaitmug. Fred: I got it done in the end - just beat the deadline. And I got a great grade for it, too!
Joe: Man, you're such a succrastinator.
Joe: Man, you're such a succrastinator.
by Danlod2 November 5, 2021
Get the succrastinatormug. Imagine yourself in non-pandemic times making a great trip or even a whole Erasmus semester abroad. You are having a very good time and are maybe even a bit euphoric. Towards the end of your trip, there will be moments where you enjoy yourself a lot but also realize that this time will not last forever. That is euphancolia.
by Danlod2 May 20, 2021
Get the euphancoliamug. Sometimes you feel like you are going to be unwell e.g. you think you're starting to run a bit of temperature.
by Danlod2 November 5, 2021
Get the presickmug. When you explain something in such a unnecessarily complicated and obscure matter that the listener is even more confused than before.
I thought I had understood the concept quite quickly, but he totally misplained the whole it confused everybody completely.
by Danlod2 May 7, 2025
Get the misplainmug. A combination of the words Brexit and postpone.
Meaning: making a decison but not actually carrying it out. Until some time in the far future. Maybe.
Meaning: making a decison but not actually carrying it out. Until some time in the far future. Maybe.
by Danlod2 November 5, 2019
Get the Brexponemug. Describes the sensation one feels when being woken up from a dream after dreaming about falling/tumbling.
by Danlod2 November 15, 2018
Get the drumblemug.