Dan the Man NL's definitions
A lockscreen couple is what you call two people that share the same lockscreen wallpaper on their smartphone. Usually annoying overly lovey-dovey couples make a picture together and put it as their lockscreen wallpaper to show everyone their love.
Dan: "Omg, ur lockscreen is amazing, I want it."
Lucy: "Here you go! <Sends picture>"
Dan: "Omg, we're a lockscreen couple now. That's bare dank."
Stranger 1: "Gasp! We have the same lockscreen wallpaper!"
Stranger 2: "Nooo! That means we're a Lockscreen Couple!"
Lucy: "Here you go! <Sends picture>"
Dan: "Omg, we're a lockscreen couple now. That's bare dank."
Stranger 1: "Gasp! We have the same lockscreen wallpaper!"
Stranger 2: "Nooo! That means we're a Lockscreen Couple!"
by Dan the Man NL August 2, 2015
Get the Lockscreen Couplemug. A term used to describe a love for fat. Also known as BBW and fat fetish. The word fatlove stays the same in all forms of communication and describes all forms of fatlove.
by Dan the Man NL March 7, 2019
Get the fatlovemug. Chickcheck; to chickcheck; to engage upon the act of chickchecking.
Chickcheck is a common word describing a guy looking at girls (chick) and checking them, then you have chickchecked.
Chickchecking is mostly an act that single people and/or lesbians engage upon. It can lead to great frustration in couples if the man decides to chickcheck whilst is female partner is present, usually ending into a fight.
Chickcheck is a common word describing a guy looking at girls (chick) and checking them, then you have chickchecked.
Chickchecking is mostly an act that single people and/or lesbians engage upon. It can lead to great frustration in couples if the man decides to chickcheck whilst is female partner is present, usually ending into a fight.
Adam: ''Woah, did you see that girl pass by and smile at me just now?!
John: ''Nah, I ain't chickchecking. Got a girlfriend.''
John: ''Nice..''
Eva: ''John?! Did you just chickcheck that girl?!''
John: ''I can explain! I was coincidentally looking that way!''
Eva: ''This is the last time! You always chickcheck! You chickchecked yesterday too! We're over!''
John: ''Nah, I ain't chickchecking. Got a girlfriend.''
John: ''Nice..''
Eva: ''John?! Did you just chickcheck that girl?!''
John: ''I can explain! I was coincidentally looking that way!''
Eva: ''This is the last time! You always chickcheck! You chickchecked yesterday too! We're over!''
by Dan the Man NL August 27, 2009
Get the Chickcheckmug. Territurd is a shortened version off terrible and turd. It has multiple definitions and should be used only in the utmost dire situations.
1. A terrible turd.
2. Someone who does something incredibly foolish, but is beyond douche.
3. A boy named ''Yannik''.
1. A terrible turd.
2. Someone who does something incredibly foolish, but is beyond douche.
3. A boy named ''Yannik''.
Guy1: "Oh my god, did you see?! (Name) had a girl look at him all the time and wink at him, so he approached her but he slipped over the carpet and fell straight down onto the floor, broke his nose, burst out in crying and went home."
Guy2: "Haha, he's such a territurd."
Guy2: "Haha, he's such a territurd."
by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009
Get the Territurdmug. Terri-face. A commonly found thing, yet never really declared with a wording. A terriface stands for a terrible face.
When someone pulls an very arrogant or stupid looking face, wich is so terrible you cannot look at it due to sheer disgust, he/she made a terriface.
Definitions of terriface:
1. A terribly stupid face.
2. A handicapped persons' face.
3. Someone very very ugly.
When someone pulls an very arrogant or stupid looking face, wich is so terrible you cannot look at it due to sheer disgust, he/she made a terriface.
Definitions of terriface:
1. A terribly stupid face.
2. A handicapped persons' face.
3. Someone very very ugly.
Dude1: ''Oh my god, did you see the face when John fells?''
Dude2: ''Yeah, what a terriface!''
Dude1: ''He wants to hang out with us.''
Dude2: ''Ugh, his terriface will destroy our rep, REFUSED!''
Dude1: ''Hahaha, man did you watch the special olympics?''
Dude2: ''MO' LIKE TERRIFACED OYMPICS!''
Dude2: ''Yeah, what a terriface!''
Dude1: ''He wants to hang out with us.''
Dude2: ''Ugh, his terriface will destroy our rep, REFUSED!''
Dude1: ''Hahaha, man did you watch the special olympics?''
Dude2: ''MO' LIKE TERRIFACED OYMPICS!''
by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009
Get the Terrifacemug. Palshipp'r, palshipper.
A palshipp'r is your very best pal, palshipping is the ultimate form off paldom.
The word is depraved from the word shipper and pal, because as a palshipp'r you help your pal with everything and you ship him, as he ships you. Palshipp'r's can also be found taking in a weird unsual pirate-like accent to each other.
A palshipp'r is your very best pal, palshipping is the ultimate form off paldom.
The word is depraved from the word shipper and pal, because as a palshipp'r you help your pal with everything and you ship him, as he ships you. Palshipp'r's can also be found taking in a weird unsual pirate-like accent to each other.
by Dan the Man NL August 27, 2009
Get the Palshipp'rmug. Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.
This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.
In short: Never go full retard..
This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.
In short: Never go full retard..
Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''
Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''
Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''
by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009
Get the Maxtard (Full retard mode)mug.