Territurd

Territurd is a shortened version off terrible and turd. It has multiple definitions and should be used only in the utmost dire situations.

1. A terrible turd.
2. Someone who does something incredibly foolish, but is beyond douche.
3. A boy named ''Yannik''.

Guy1: "Oh my god, did you see?! (Name) had a girl look at him all the time and wink at him, so he approached her but he slipped over the carpet and fell straight down onto the floor, broke his nose, burst out in crying and went home."

Guy2: "Haha, he's such a territurd."

Territurd by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009

Territory Fuck

The act of coitus motivated by jealousy and a desire to reassert sexual ownership through aggressive love-making.

Julie "How did that nude photo shoot go on Saturday?"

Candace "It went great, but my boyfriend was there and got insanely jealous."

Julie "That must have been awkward."

Candace "Yeah he got so crazy that when we got home he territory fucked me so hard that I couldn't walk straight."

Julie "Territory fucked?"

Candace "Yeah, he said he had to get his scent all over me so everyone in the future would know that that I belonged to him. I wish he hadn't ejaculated in my eyes though."

Territory Fuck by Kevolutionary August 24, 2011

territorial fae bullshit 

It's when you are having a pleasant conversation with someone, and suddenly a said buzzard decides to act tough and get all pissy.

It's male nonsense.
You'd think that being almost 350 years old they would learn but no.
They need to prove their dominance, puffing out their chest and throwing hands.

*cough*cough*rowan whitethorn

Example; Aelin: Wow, today is so beautiful.

Elide: I know, what a peaceful day.

*crash noises*

Rowan & Lorcan sizing each other up and glaring.

*Aelin sighs

Aelin: Territoral Fae Bullshit.

rowan sizing up someone.
Aelin: Stop with the territorial fae bullshit

territorial fae bullshit by distractedlydriven August 27, 2019

Nmeade Territory 

The 7000s range in VR.

In Mario Kart Wii, your skill is tracked by VR, points you lose or gain depending on your position at the end of a race when playing online. Being in the 7000s is Nmeade Territory according to TWD98 and Nmeade5, two prominent Mario Kart Wii players, due to Nmeade5 having been in that range for awhile in the past.

Me: No! I just got 12th and lost so much VR, I’m at 7920 now.

Friend: Hahaha, looks like you’re in Nmeade Territory now.

Nmeade Territory by The Ackee Plant March 1, 2019

territorial fart 

The act of farting in order to clear an area for your own personal enjoyment

When it is difficult to get a lounge seat by pool:

"I'm going to lay down a territorial fart and clear the area so I can get the best lounger, and then no one will be bugging me"

territorial fart by disathome October 11, 2009

Territorial 

Your not jealous your territorial protecting what's yours

I'm not jealous I'm territorial protecting what's mine

Territorial by Anonymous_10000 October 7, 2016

Enemy Territory

A highly addictive game that is responsible for countless children and adults ditching their friends and living at their computers. Also known as ET

Friend: Hey you wanna go see a movie today?

ETPLAYER: Are you crazy? I have to get back to my sweet ET.... My Preciousssssssss

Enemy Territory by Ajpotter April 27, 2004