Dan Fox's definitions

fuck suck

A hicky received during sexual intercourse. Synonym of shag tag and bunkup badge.

Where did you get that fuck suck from mate? It looks like a rabid badger has tried to bite your head off.

by Dan Fox June 30, 2003

Q

A Quarter of one ounce, about seven grams.

Do you have any of that leb hash left? I could do with a q if possible.

by Dan Fox June 27, 2003

Dutch dodge ball

1. Originated in early Holland as they rose up from the oppression. The Vanderdutches began this game to represent their freedom.

2. A form of dodgeball where everyone fends for themselves in a Dutch fashion.

Hey Brandon let's play some Dutch dodge ball at CrossEyed Focus tonight ok?

by Dan Fox December 1, 2004

Javascript

A powerful, object-based, interpreted scripting language, created by Brendan Eich, most commonly embedded directly into HTML web pages to manage client-side interaction.

JavaScript is so beautiful and elegant it brings tears to my eyes. I love using it. It completes me as a person.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

twert

Brit. colloqualism for perineum. See also bifkin.

I have an itchy, flaky twert.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

nappy

British word for diaper.

Can you change little Tommy's nappy please? He's beginning to really smell.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

GATSO

Short for "Gatsometer" - a Dutch made "photographic trap" system used in the UK and Europe to identify speeding motorists. The GATSO traps are unmanned and take a photo of the rear of the speeding vehicle.

"Gatsometer BV" was founded in 1958 by Maurice Gatsonides, who was a famous rally driver and invented the "Gatsometer". This was the world's first reliable speed measuring device.

Fucking GATSO camera photographed me speeding on the A449. I wish those cunting police officers would invest more time and money in catching burglars instead of implementing another of the government's plethora of stealth taxes.

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003