twert

Brit. colloqualism for perineum. See also bifkin.

I have an itchy, flaky twert.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

bunkup badge

A hicky received during sexual intercourse. Synonym of shag tag and fuck suck.

That's a huge bunkup badge on your neck Dan - what are you feeding your girlfriend?

by Dan Fox June 30, 2003

lambfart

An extremely smelly and meaty fart produced after the consumption of large amounts of roast lamb. Often tinged with garlic and delicate undertones of carbohydrates (usually derived from roast potatos) this category of fart is as satisying to the issuer as it is utterly repulsive everyone else.

After Sunday lunch Tom and Dan's metabolisms raced to see who could produce the most offensive lambfart.

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003

nappy

British word for diaper.

Can you change little Tommy's nappy please? He's beginning to really smell.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

GATSO

Short for "Gatsometer" - a Dutch made "photographic trap" system used in the UK and Europe to identify speeding motorists. The GATSO traps are unmanned and take a photo of the rear of the speeding vehicle.

"Gatsometer BV" was founded in 1958 by Maurice Gatsonides, who was a famous rally driver and invented the "Gatsometer". This was the world's first reliable speed measuring device.

Fucking GATSO camera photographed me speeding on the A449. I wish those cunting police officers would invest more time and money in catching burglars instead of implementing another of the government's plethora of stealth taxes.

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003

g13

Strain of marijuana bred for potency under a government funded project at the University Of California.

Mo-fo that G13 crippled me! But I kept having to hoof more and more.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

gear

Vernacular for a drug of choice.

Bring some gear with you when you come over.

by Dan Fox August 14, 2003