Dan Fox's definitions

Drive Safe

A word used by Pastor Dan to wish his students well. A term that is equivalent to "Have a great day." or "Stay out of trouble." General used at the end of Xanga enteries.

Hey kids, drive safe!

by Dan Fox December 1, 2004

clippered

Describes the feeling of acute intoxication due to the consumption of marijuana.

Be careful if Tom passes you a joint - it will get you completely clippered.

by Dan Fox August 3, 2003

botch job

An improvised and ultimately dishonest approach to repair so as only to provide a temporal verisimilitude of correct functionality.

The surgeon made a real botch job of my vasectomy and now I shit cum every other Tuesday.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

hoofer

A heavy marijuana smoker.

Tom has copius amounts of skunk. He's the biggest hoofer I know.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

clagnut

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

pottermania

Fanaticism surrounding fictional characters and themes contained within a series of books written by J.K Rowling, namely "Harry Potter".

Pottermania prior to the release of the new Harry Potter book has reached fever pitch.

by Dan Fox June 25, 2003

speed date

An organised social event to facilitate meeting new people, usually for hetrosexuals wishing to meet new potential partners.

Equal numbers of both sexes attend, usually paying a gratuity of around GBP£20. Each spends about three minutes talking to each member of the oppposite sex - the social interaction that takes place therein is referred to as a 'speed date'.

At the end of the evening everyone marks on a card who they would like to date again and who they wouldn't. The organisers then swap contact information between matches - usually an email address or mobile phone number.

Speed dating apparently started in New York, and was popularised by TV show 'Sex In The City'. It is now most popular amongst professionals in their mid 20's and 30's.

I went on a speed date and nobody likes me.

by Dan Fox July 30, 2003