lambfart

An extremely smelly and meaty fart produced after the consumption of large amounts of roast lamb. Often tinged with garlic and delicate undertones of carbohydrates (usually derived from roast potatos) this category of fart is as satisying to the issuer as it is utterly repulsive everyone else.
After Sunday lunch Tom and Dan's metabolisms raced to see who could produce the most offensive lambfart.
by Dan Fox June 11, 2003
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nappy

Can you change little Tommy's nappy please? He's beginning to really smell.
by Dan Fox June 19, 2003
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GATSO

Short for "Gatsometer" - a Dutch made "photographic trap" system used in the UK and Europe to identify speeding motorists. The GATSO traps are unmanned and take a photo of the rear of the speeding vehicle.

"Gatsometer BV" was founded in 1958 by Maurice Gatsonides, who was a famous rally driver and invented the "Gatsometer". This was the world's first reliable speed measuring device.
Fucking GATSO camera photographed me speeding on the A449. I wish those cunting police officers would invest more time and money in catching burglars instead of implementing another of the government's plethora of stealth taxes.
by Dan Fox July 28, 2003
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RSVP

Acronym of French phrase: "Repondez Sil Vous Plais". English translation: "Reply If You Please"

Used, especially on written invitations, to request a respose.
We are getting married. Please come to the church and the afterparty. Live sex show starring me and my newly betroathed. RSVP.
by Dan Fox July 22, 2003
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orgasmatron

A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.
Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?
by Dan Fox July 28, 2003
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switch

A person who vaccilates between dominant and submissive roles within sexual relations.
#1 Are you dom or sub?
#2 I like both. I'm switch.
by Dan Fox June 24, 2003
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mullered

How one feels after taking a lot of ecstacy and / or amphetamines.
We were all mullered when we got back from Bullet Proof at 7am.
by Dan Fox June 24, 2003
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