Dan Fox's definitions

biltong

Meat, usually beef, that is salted / spiced and cut into strips and dried in the sun. Popular snack in Southern Africa.

I like really fresh, wet biltong.

by Dan Fox April 23, 2004

salon

1) A reference to "Salon Le Mesnil" - the quintessential Blanc de Blancs champagne, extremely mouth-filling and tremendously elegant, this champagne is known only to the most dedicated of amateurs. Widely regarded as the finest on earth - only a few mortals ever get to taste it. It only starts to excite collectors when it is over 25-35 years old.

2) A commercial premises offering hair and beauty treatment.

Thank goodness I don't have to suffer P-Diddy rapping about Salon.

by Dan Fox September 9, 2003

cris

Louis Roederer's Cristal. Arguably the finest champagne on earth, 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Eloquent, intense, subtle nose with aromas of almond on an underlying theme of fresh white flowers.

P-Diddy ordered another bottle of Cris and remarked, "My goodness Jay-Z, these gossamer-like bubbles are so gladdening! Mmmm, such a full opulent attack, remarkable balance, exquisite finesse, and extraordinary length, don't you say?"

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003

caner

A heavy smoker of marijuana.

Tom loves his skunk - he's a complete caner.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

noblet

A derogatory term for a young man (usually teenager). A Noblet is to a nob as a caterpillar is to a butterfly.

Don't go to that club, it's full of fourteen year old slappers and little noblets.

by Dan Fox June 3, 2003

twert

Brit. colloqualism for perineum. See also bifkin.

I have an itchy, flaky twert.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

orgasmatron

A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.

Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003