Dan Fox's definitions

speed date

An organised social event to facilitate meeting new people, usually for hetrosexuals wishing to meet new potential partners.

Equal numbers of both sexes attend, usually paying a gratuity of around GBP£20. Each spends about three minutes talking to each member of the oppposite sex - the social interaction that takes place therein is referred to as a 'speed date'.

At the end of the evening everyone marks on a card who they would like to date again and who they wouldn't. The organisers then swap contact information between matches - usually an email address or mobile phone number.

Speed dating apparently started in New York, and was popularised by TV show 'Sex In The City'. It is now most popular amongst professionals in their mid 20's and 30's.

I went on a speed date and nobody likes me.

by Dan Fox July 30, 2003

fuck suck

A hicky received during sexual intercourse. Synonym of shag tag and bunkup badge.

Where did you get that fuck suck from mate? It looks like a rabid badger has tried to bite your head off.

by Dan Fox June 30, 2003

clagnut

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

pottermania

Fanaticism surrounding fictional characters and themes contained within a series of books written by J.K Rowling, namely "Harry Potter".

Pottermania prior to the release of the new Harry Potter book has reached fever pitch.

by Dan Fox June 25, 2003

chalk

London expression for coke (cocaine)

That's mighty fine chalk you've managed to acquire from Bristol.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

hoof

A verb to describe the smoking of marijuana.

I love to hoof a fat joint the moment I wake up.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

Taff

More precisely - British slang for a resident of Cardiff and it's environs (from the River Taff which runs through it). Derived from the days when Cardiff was the busiest sea port in the world (due to coal exports) - "Taff" or "Taffy" was a reference to the workers on the docks.

I love my Taffy buddies.

by Dan Fox June 25, 2003