Dan Fox's definitions

pottermania

Fanaticism surrounding fictional characters and themes contained within a series of books written by J.K Rowling, namely "Harry Potter".

Pottermania prior to the release of the new Harry Potter book has reached fever pitch.

by Dan Fox June 25, 2003

speed date

An organised social event to facilitate meeting new people, usually for hetrosexuals wishing to meet new potential partners.

Equal numbers of both sexes attend, usually paying a gratuity of around GBP£20. Each spends about three minutes talking to each member of the oppposite sex - the social interaction that takes place therein is referred to as a 'speed date'.

At the end of the evening everyone marks on a card who they would like to date again and who they wouldn't. The organisers then swap contact information between matches - usually an email address or mobile phone number.

Speed dating apparently started in New York, and was popularised by TV show 'Sex In The City'. It is now most popular amongst professionals in their mid 20's and 30's.

I went on a speed date and nobody likes me.

by Dan Fox July 30, 2003

clagnut

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

nappy

British word for diaper.

Can you change little Tommy's nappy please? He's beginning to really smell.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

lambfart

An extremely smelly and meaty fart produced after the consumption of large amounts of roast lamb. Often tinged with garlic and delicate undertones of carbohydrates (usually derived from roast potatos) this category of fart is as satisying to the issuer as it is utterly repulsive everyone else.

After Sunday lunch Tom and Dan's metabolisms raced to see who could produce the most offensive lambfart.

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003

twert

Brit. colloqualism for perineum. See also bifkin.

I have an itchy, flaky twert.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

GATSO

Short for "Gatsometer" - a Dutch made "photographic trap" system used in the UK and Europe to identify speeding motorists. The GATSO traps are unmanned and take a photo of the rear of the speeding vehicle.

"Gatsometer BV" was founded in 1958 by Maurice Gatsonides, who was a famous rally driver and invented the "Gatsometer". This was the world's first reliable speed measuring device.

Fucking GATSO camera photographed me speeding on the A449. I wish those cunting police officers would invest more time and money in catching burglars instead of implementing another of the government's plethora of stealth taxes.

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003