Dan Fox's definitions

biltong

Meat, usually beef, that is salted / spiced and cut into strips and dried in the sun. Popular snack in Southern Africa.

I like really fresh, wet biltong.

by Dan Fox April 23, 2004

caner

A heavy smoker of marijuana.

Tom loves his skunk - he's a complete caner.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

cris

Louis Roederer's Cristal. Arguably the finest champagne on earth, 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Eloquent, intense, subtle nose with aromas of almond on an underlying theme of fresh white flowers.

P-Diddy ordered another bottle of Cris and remarked, "My goodness Jay-Z, these gossamer-like bubbles are so gladdening! Mmmm, such a full opulent attack, remarkable balance, exquisite finesse, and extraordinary length, don't you say?"

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003

champagne

Sparkling wine (achieved via means of a second fermintation) produced from grapes grown in a legally defined area of France.

See also champers, bubbly, cris, dom, moet, and salon.

I love to boast about my magnum of 1990 Salon - damn fine Champagne, la dee dah... etc ...

by Dan Fox September 10, 2003

salon

1) A reference to "Salon Le Mesnil" - the quintessential Blanc de Blancs champagne, extremely mouth-filling and tremendously elegant, this champagne is known only to the most dedicated of amateurs. Widely regarded as the finest on earth - only a few mortals ever get to taste it. It only starts to excite collectors when it is over 25-35 years old.

2) A commercial premises offering hair and beauty treatment.

Thank goodness I don't have to suffer P-Diddy rapping about Salon.

by Dan Fox September 9, 2003

twert

Brit. colloqualism for perineum. See also bifkin.

I have an itchy, flaky twert.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

nappy

British word for diaper.

Can you change little Tommy's nappy please? He's beginning to really smell.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003