Javascript

A powerful, object-based, interpreted scripting language, created by Brendan Eich, most commonly embedded directly into HTML web pages to manage client-side interaction.

JavaScript is so beautiful and elegant it brings tears to my eyes. I love using it. It completes me as a person.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

sap

Noun. Insult. A person whose character has a spiritually debilitating effect on others. Typically an unhappy person who perenially moans to others but can also be someone who exhibits annoying behaviour.

Mike droans on and on about conspiracy theories - what a sap!

by Dan Fox July 04, 2003

lecky

British colloqualism for electricity.

You should see the size of my lecky bill over the winter!

by Dan Fox July 02, 2003

fandabbydosey

Expression of delight or approval popularised by the character "Jimmy Cranky" on British children's television during the 1980's.

I have a crisp new one pound note for you to spend on gay porn little Jimmy.

FANDABBYDOSEY!!!!!!

by Dan Fox August 20, 2003

clut

Brit slang: A clumsy person.

You might want to move those lead crystal glasses as Tom is a right clut when he's stoned.

by Dan Fox July 15, 2003

RSVP

Acronym of French phrase: "Repondez Sil Vous Plais". English translation: "Reply If You Please"

Used, especially on written invitations, to request a respose.

We are getting married. Please come to the church and the afterparty. Live sex show starring me and my newly betroathed. RSVP.

by Dan Fox July 22, 2003

orgasmatron

A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.

Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003