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GATSO

Short for "Gatsometer" - a Dutch made "photographic trap" system used in the UK and Europe to identify speeding motorists. The GATSO traps are unmanned and take a photo of the rear of the speeding vehicle.

"Gatsometer BV" was founded in 1958 by Maurice Gatsonides, who was a famous rally driver and invented the "Gatsometer". This was the world's first reliable speed measuring device.
Fucking GATSO camera photographed me speeding on the A449. I wish those cunting police officers would invest more time and money in catching burglars instead of implementing another of the government's plethora of stealth taxes.
by Dan Fox July 28, 2003
mugGet the GATSOmug.

lambfart

An extremely smelly and meaty fart produced after the consumption of large amounts of roast lamb. Often tinged with garlic and delicate undertones of carbohydrates (usually derived from roast potatos) this category of fart is as satisying to the issuer as it is utterly repulsive everyone else.
After Sunday lunch Tom and Dan's metabolisms raced to see who could produce the most offensive lambfart.
by Dan Fox June 11, 2003
mugGet the lambfartmug.

nappy

Can you change little Tommy's nappy please? He's beginning to really smell.
by Dan Fox June 19, 2003
mugGet the nappymug.

twert

Brit. colloqualism for perineum. See also bifkin.
I have an itchy, flaky twert.
by Dan Fox June 19, 2003
mugGet the twertmug.

vcr

American abbreviation of Video Cassette Recorder. Device that plays and records moving images and sound on vhs cassette tapes.
Is your vcr still working? I have some excellent Bangladeshi animal porn.
by Dan Fox June 12, 2003
mugGet the vcrmug.

botch job

An improvised and ultimately dishonest approach to repair so as only to provide a temporal verisimilitude of correct functionality.
The surgeon made a real botch job of my vasectomy and now I shit cum every other Tuesday.
by Dan Fox June 24, 2003
mugGet the botch jobmug.

clippered

Describes the feeling of acute intoxication due to the consumption of marijuana.
Be careful if Tom passes you a joint - it will get you completely clippered.
by Dan Fox August 3, 2003
mugGet the clipperedmug.

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