Dan 's definitions

Sexybiach

a beautiful girl with beautiful attributes. Sexy

monette borigsay is a sexybiach

by dan September 16, 2004

Cockasspolo

You shove your cock up your ass, then take a huge dump. Your cock swings back and forth spewing shit all over the place.

Oh man, after Jimmy did a cockasspolo, there was shit all over the place!

by Dan October 21, 2004

Penis

Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.

The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.

by Dan September 20, 2003

undownloadable

Data that is unavailable for transfer from the Internet or a computer network.

"Hey Man, all the content on that porn site is currently undownloadable"

by Dan February 23, 2005

duality

Being of two or twofold..and some more shit I dont wanna talk about. oh, and also the 4th track on Slipknot's new cd.

Duality kicks ass. Plain and simple.

by Dan July 22, 2004

surfer

People
like me who are acctually good enough to acctally surf, and we dont say "radical dude" or anything stearyotypical like that and are not always stoned.
Actuall surfers are not posers and say they surf when all they do is bodyboard or have been once to a surf lesson.

Kelly Slater, Guts Griffiths, Alan Stokes

by Dan May 13, 2005

yellowcard

Yet another "emo-era" pop/punk band with cliched and basic lyrics, elementary instrument skills and whiny and untalented vocals. they have a violinist, he doesn't make the band good or unique. spare yourself from this garbage.

for real music see:
Tool
A Perfect Circle
Deftones
Incubus
Audioslave
Velvet Revolver
Shinedown.

While Yellowcard maybe popular, closer examination and comparisons of their lyrics, vocals, and instrumentals to that of bands such as Tool may shock you at how bad they really are.

by Dan January 7, 2005