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Mah

A word used primarily by those who are insane.or who are taking medication.In general this word is used to cause large amounts of chaos on local school busses.This word can be used at anytime or any in any situation but generally as recogniton of something or in spite of something.
Bob jumped on the bus screaming MaH MaH MaH! while the rest of the bus simply stared they had come to accept his antics.
by Dan January 5, 2004
mugGet the Mahmug.

United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.
We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!
by Dan January 29, 2005
mugGet the United States of Canadamug.

internets

George Bush's new name for the Internet, if you ask me he said it that way on purpose to keep his old and traditional guy image. Thank God he didn't say "intranet" or "interweb"
Does the fact that it's "internets" make it the sequel to Al Gore's internet?
by Dan November 4, 2004
mugGet the internetsmug.

spongebobsquarepants

- a very fat homely girl who has enormous amounts of cheese on her ass.
by dan November 3, 2003
mugGet the spongebobsquarepantsmug.

marmite spider

anus; commonly used to provide a vivid mental image to the recipient
check out the naturist rock climber! he flashing his marmite spider
by dan November 25, 2004
mugGet the marmite spidermug.

ducktard

A ducktard is basically a fucktard, excpet that you get a pretty funny visual after calling them a ducktard.
You are a ducktard. (Then you snicker to yourself the immage of their head on a retarded ducks body.)
by dan July 25, 2004
mugGet the ducktardmug.

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