Dan's definitions

noobeh

AOL-speak for newbie, used by lamewads to insult other lamewads.

OMG I R GET PUNTED LIKE A NOOBEH! FUX U. kthxbye.

by Dan April 8, 2004

That's Ice

"That's Ice" is the single attempt known to man that ventures to replace the old and faded slang word, "Cool" (That's cool, Your bike is cool). The definitions are the same, but "That's Ice" seems to sound more interesting.

Your mom is ice.
I like your new haircut cut, that's ice.

by Dan August 6, 2004

oil

The reason France vetoed the Iraq war.

Sadly there has been no oil war, I wanted to pay 30 cents a gallon.

by Dan October 5, 2003

swoonage

the quality, degree, or ability of a statement to cause a person to swoon

Wow, I'm having hot flashes. What swoonage!

by Dan January 15, 2005

spanish masturbation

1. The act of rhythmically thrusting the penis between a pair of breasts.
2. Also known as 89 and other more vulgar terms.

si ella estaba masturbandome con sus tetas, se llama 'Spanish Masturbation'

by Dan October 19, 2004

dander

one who is sarcastic

that guy was totally dander today

by dan February 24, 2005

SUNY New Paltz

school full of hicks and hippie-wannabes. People play the bongos at 4am, and the alcohol is plentiful. Some weird kids even stand in the middle of campus and make alien noises. Alot of art majors here.

the town here seems to be two years behind everything.

by dan October 26, 2004