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cocksmith

a didlo maker, just as someone who works with metal is a blacksmith.
that dildo was crafted by a fine cocksmith.
by Dan September 30, 2003
mugGet the cocksmithmug.

u-turn

when u get head off ya girl when ya about to shoot, ya put out of her mouth n shuv it up her nose.Hwen u ejaculate cum shoots up her nose, and if it comes out the other nostil u have successfully performed the u-turn
by dan April 18, 2005
mugGet the u-turnmug.

qwertypoiy

Its a keyboard, ya dumb shit!
I love to type on my qwertypoiy!
by Dan May 19, 2003
mugGet the qwertypoiymug.

Tony Blair

Next President of the the U S of A!
yeah! wooooh! Gad Damn! (and other yank terminoligy)
1) oh man, tell ur dog to stop eating his own tony blair!!!

2)Ur such a Blair for Brains
by dan November 24, 2003
mugGet the Tony Blairmug.

wankly

An extremely dumb, but successful person, most likely due to family influence.
That wankly, George W. Bush made it to President of The US with a below average showing throughout school and now look at him now kids. Look where being dumb AND rich can get you!
by Dan April 12, 2003
mugGet the wanklymug.

Fetty Fetts

Term for the two fettest members of Target South Setauket's backroom team. Usually said enthusiastically while giving simultaneous high-fives.
"Hi Joe."
"Hello Dan."

...."Fetty Fetts!"
by dan October 27, 2004
mugGet the Fetty Fettsmug.

Mortiis

A mentally ill scandanavian troll,who plays strange techno-rock on his keyboard. Also known as the locust master.
They sacrifice themselves to the locust master!
by Dan April 20, 2004
mugGet the Mortiismug.

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