Dan's definitions

busting miles

Rolling back the odometer to make a used car appear it has less miles than it actually does. In short...odometer fraud.

State inspectors discovered Wild Bill's Used Car dealership was busting miles on its cars to get more money than the cars were worth.

by Dan May 19, 2008

Baby Boomer

Generation of Americans born between 1946 and 1964. Associated with Hippies, the environmental movement, the typical Baby Boomer was raised on the culture that the government will give him/her whatever she wants or needs in life. Being raised with the nanny state mentality, Baby Boomers are the leading factor to the disappearance of personal responisbility, spending beyond one's means, and the physical and moral degeneration of the family in American culture.

The generation that was born and raised during the Great Depression helped build America to greatness. The Baby Boomers came in and destroyed it.

by Dan May 24, 2008

Conference

The excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. Interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. As a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company's expense. Most of

Lawrence: So Peter, how was the conference in Orlando last week?
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.

by Dan May 27, 2008

full bird

A colonel in the U.S. military, as the rank insignia is an eagle.

We'll be having a unit inspection by the full bird this week. Let's make sure we look sharp for Colonel Smith.

by Dan June 30, 2008

worm

An apprentice on an oil drilling crew.

We need to change out the drill bit. Get the worm over here to help you trip the pipe out of the ground.

by Dan August 15, 2008

pizza'd

Ordering an unrequested pizza to someone's house or apartment, to their complete surprise. Generally followed by them coming online and cussing out whoever did it (if they know).

John totally got pizza'd, I hope he likes the smell of fresh pepperoni at 2am!

by Dan January 19, 2009

shirt

Slang term in the U.S. Air Force in reference to the First Sergeant, also known ad the First Shirt or simply, "The Shirt." Normally a unit commander delegates a lot of authority and responsibility to the Shirt. As such, most duty, health, morale, and disciplinary issues involving enlisted personnel are handled directly by the Shirt.

Airman Smith, you're scheduled to meet with the Shirt at 1400 on Wednesday.

by Dan October 17, 2008