Dan's definitions
A word used primarily by those who are insane.or who are taking medication.In general this word is used to cause large amounts of chaos on local school busses.This word can be used at anytime or any in any situation but generally as recogniton of something or in spite of something.
Bob jumped on the bus screaming MaH MaH MaH! while the rest of the bus simply stared they had come to accept his antics.
by Dan January 5, 2004

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.
But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.
Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.
But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.
Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.
by Dan January 29, 2005

George Bush's new name for the Internet, if you ask me he said it that way on purpose to keep his old and traditional guy image. Thank God he didn't say "intranet" or "interweb"
by Dan November 4, 2004

by dan November 3, 2003

by dan November 25, 2004

A ducktard is basically a fucktard, excpet that you get a pretty funny visual after calling them a ducktard.
You are a ducktard. (Then you snicker to yourself the immage of their head on a retarded ducks body.)
by dan July 25, 2004

by Dan November 30, 2003
