Dan's definitions

cocksmith

a didlo maker, just as someone who works with metal is a blacksmith.

that dildo was crafted by a fine cocksmith.

by Dan September 30, 2003

u-turn

when u get head off ya girl when ya about to shoot, ya put out of her mouth n shuv it up her nose.Hwen u ejaculate cum shoots up her nose, and if it comes out the other nostil u have successfully performed the u-turn

i performed the u-turn on my bitch last night

by dan April 18, 2005

qwertypoiy

Its a keyboard, ya dumb shit!

I love to type on my qwertypoiy!

by Dan May 19, 2003

Tony Blair

Next President of the the U S of A!
yeah! wooooh! Gad Damn! (and other yank terminoligy)

1) oh man, tell ur dog to stop eating his own tony blair!!!

2)Ur such a Blair for Brains

by dan November 24, 2003

wankly

An extremely dumb, but successful person, most likely due to family influence.

That wankly, George W. Bush made it to President of The US with a below average showing throughout school and now look at him now kids. Look where being dumb AND rich can get you!

by Dan April 12, 2003

Fetty Fetts

Term for the two fettest members of Target South Setauket's backroom team. Usually said enthusiastically while giving simultaneous high-fives.

"Hi Joe."
"Hello Dan."

...."Fetty Fetts!"

by dan October 27, 2004

Mortiis

A mentally ill scandanavian troll,who plays strange techno-rock on his keyboard. Also known as the locust master.

They sacrifice themselves to the locust master!

by Dan April 20, 2004