Dan's definitions

monkeymuncher

When tribal men seen whites walk into the forest to watch monkeys they called them monkeymunchers because they couldent pronounce the word monkey-watchers

'OMFG another monkeymuncher!!!!'

by Dan July 19, 2004

battlefield 1942

A crappy game. It's main amount of crappiness come from the fact that it's totally awesome and then wouldn;t work on my computer when I bought it.

Dude, I got BR1942 finally, but it's all screwy on my computer! DAMMIT!

by Dan June 13, 2004

urbandictionary

A website founded on a great idea but saturated by people trying to make personal insults (to millions of people who don't give a flying fuck about your vendetta with someone we've never met), and to make sexual connotations like alaskan pipeline or pipe line

Urban Dictionary is a place where you can be as stupid or vulgar as you want.

by Dan December 8, 2004

turb

Slang for masturbate

I turbed 4 times today as I looked at lesbian porn.

by Dan April 1, 2004

sabadouche

when a gay male shaves his pubes into a pattern, can be anything, as long as its an identifiable pattern.

dude, your dad showed me his junk, he totally had a sabadouche.

by dan November 13, 2004

lumpymilk

nerd geek gamer loser
one who can't stomach milk jeeplover

wanker especially

See that lumpymilk trying to get unstuck in his jeep?

by dan June 24, 2004

cashes

niggerspeak for money. also see monies

"Yo, foo, how much cashes does you be gotten?"

by Dan March 31, 2005