Dan's definitions

ka-ching

An imitation of the sound made by a cash register, used when someone's action will result in mo' money; see also cha-ching

I'm gonna cash this check: ka-ching!

by dan September 28, 2004

a joey

"Joey" means 'cripple' and derives from the famous children's program, Blue Peter.

Blue Peter presentersinvited spina-bifida sufferer, Joey Deacon, onto the show so he could talk about life with this debilitating condition.

"can I play football with you?"

"get away from me you joey"

by dan November 26, 2004

contraflow

Where authorities change the direction of highway lanes to aid in the evacuation of people during a major disaster.

Since the hurricane is expected to make landfall in 48 hours, the Highway Patrol will implement contraflow on Highways 25, 40, and 65 to speed up the evacuation of residents and tourists. Traffic will only be allowd to go north on these roads during contraflow.

by Dan October 20, 2008

scrumtrulecent

A snooty way of saying something is great and/or tasty.

The beluga caviar was scrumtrulecent.

by Dan December 25, 2003

internets

George Bush's new name for the Internet, if you ask me he said it that way on purpose to keep his old and traditional guy image. Thank God he didn't say "intranet" or "interweb"

Does the fact that it's "internets" make it the sequel to Al Gore's internet?

by Dan November 4, 2004

United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.

We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!

by Dan January 29, 2005

Peace

Please, usually a club

All my white people make some noise up in this peace!

by DAN November 20, 2003