Dan's definitions

cingular

The first-ever cellular phone provider. Cingular was originally known as Cellular One. Recently purchased AT&T Wireless to be the largest cell phone provider in the country with nearly 50 million subscribers.

Cingular is a GSM provider in the United States.

"Cingular's logo is called Jack."

by Dan June 9, 2005

druggy

an extremely doped-out person

Yeah, Mike and Joe are total druggies.

by Dan August 10, 2003

Stealth Bummer

Someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.

Greig's not gay (even though he's fucked everyone this side of manchester)

by Dan February 6, 2004

landing strip

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.

Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.

by Dan February 21, 2005

monster

What you become when you break up with a girl.

Man - "We need to talk."
Woman - "You're a monster."

by Dan May 12, 2004

wicked

Pronunciation: 'wi-ked
Function: adjective
1 : morally very bad <that old lady is wicked>

Function: adverd
1 : (New England origins) used to replace "extremely", "very", "exceptionally", ect. Simirlar to other slang terms such as "mad" <that lady we just past in the store had some mad curves>

I got some wicked high air going off that jump on the ski slope.

by Dan April 17, 2004

Zambo

1) a teacher of Calculus who is incredibly funny
2) a quote said by such a teacher

"Got any Zambos from class today?"

by Dan October 20, 2003