Dan's definitions

reverse blumpkin

Receiving head or t-bagging while a woman is on the toilet.

Dave walked into the wrong bathroom only to receive the reverse blumpkin from a stranger.

by Dan June 2, 2004

guarana

A South American fruit, from which the seeds are used to make stimulants, and for some medicinal purposes(but really, who isn't really taking it just to get a rush?). It contains 4 or 5% caffeine (coffee has about 1%) and is found in many energy drinks, and is also sold as a powder that is mixed into drinks.

after drinking all that coffee with guarana powder in it, i was up for days!

by dan July 15, 2004

wadafa??

a commonly used word that came about by people begining to use the ever so popular phrase what the fuck?? but stopped in midtrack to preserve either their viring tongue or someone else's viring ears

You: Hey, suck my cock.
Me: Wadafa?
You: Thanks for stopping yourself. My mother is in the next room.
Me: No problem.

by dan April 24, 2005

daffodil

used when describing one's ass

kiss my shiny metal daffodil ass

by dan October 10, 2003

Ridaculous

Adjective: Amusingly ridiculous, the best, simply outstanding.

Dat hoe's ass is ridaculous, son!

Yo, I just smoked a blunt and I'm feelin' ridaculous.

by Dan February 26, 2004

woggy maria

An attractive wog girl.

I went down to Melbourne's suburbs and was surrounded by woggy marias who fawned over my skip accent and wealth and culture.

by dan November 20, 2003

YAR!

how people from Chelsea say "yes"

Quentin: I say Jozzer fancy polo this weekend?
Jozzer: Yah

by dan November 12, 2003