Definitions by Dan

ax wound

A euphemism for the vagina, especially a very red one.

I was bangin' Gina last nite, and her vag was so red it looked like an ax wound.

ax wound by dan December 5, 2003

Mediterraneans 

Europeans who act like Blacks, look like Turks, clannish like Jews and when they protest to free Palestine in the Arabic attire I can't tell the difference between the Muslim immigrants and the local-born Christians at the rallies...

Southern Europe = Proof that Arabs have always had the ability to swim north.

Mediterraneans by Dan December 5, 2003

fried cabbage 

cabbage that is fried

fried cabbage

fried cabbage by dan December 3, 2003

New York

A small town just outside of Newcastle. Is quite close to the seaside and is basically one big council estate.

Fuckin hell, why are you moving to New York!!

New York by Dan December 2, 2003

killamajig 

Anything that can kill you
The original killamajig is a small scarecrow toy that had a sharp pointy rake... like many knives... on a stick

Ahh the killamajig's are coming

killamajig by Dan December 2, 2003

Quality Vs. Quantity 

I had this conversation at lunch whether to go to McDonalds or Subway, Subway you get quality and McDonalds you get Quantity. We used whether you would want to screw an ugly fat girl a lot, or a really hot girl once... we went to Subway

Subway is good... McDonalds just isn't

Quality Vs. Quantity by Dan December 2, 2003

Jobular

Lacking in a athletic ability.
May alos be refered to in lacking acedemic ability

"That was quite a jobular shot, you missed the net my 20 feet"

Jobular by dan December 2, 2003