Dan's definitions

surfer

People
like me who are acctually good enough to acctally surf, and we dont say "radical dude" or anything stearyotypical like that and are not always stoned.
Actuall surfers are not posers and say they surf when all they do is bodyboard or have been once to a surf lesson.

Kelly Slater, Guts Griffiths, Alan Stokes

by Dan May 13, 2005

duality

Being of two or twofold..and some more shit I dont wanna talk about. oh, and also the 4th track on Slipknot's new cd.

Duality kicks ass. Plain and simple.

by Dan July 22, 2004

mimble tucker

A large hairy part of a horses bottom

Geez, You guys are such large nimble Tuckers.

by Dan December 22, 2003

Manup

A calling to bring out the masculine side of girly men and whinny little boys.

Yo better man up before i slap your mustach sideways now.

by Dan February 3, 2004

norsky

derogatory slang for a norwegian.

<norwegian> hi, a/s/l?
<me> You dumb norsky!

by Dan October 19, 2004

Maynard James Keenan

My lord and savior. The ideas behind his music point to the only meaningful religion in this world, the faith of your soul. I'm not talking about Christianity either.

I think I'd crap my pants if I had to talk to Maynard James Keenan face-to-face. I mean what the fuck do you say to someone like that? Nice hair?

by Dan May 13, 2005

Timothy Leary

LSD + Marijuana legalization activist, highly education man with a PhD.

When Marijuana's legal, you're gonna be in a for big surprise!

Vietnam wow, c'mon, the draft, c'mon, compulsory education, c'mon, Reagan and Nixon and Humphrey, c'mon, who are you kidding?

by dan November 23, 2003