Dan's definitions

common

Someone who has ZERO class. A loser, a worthless person. AKA, a drunk person that fucks with your car and puts dents in it when they don't even know you. Generally of lower class you can find common people lurking in most college towns. Be careful.

That common piece of shit thought it would be cool to bounce around on the hood of my car like Richard fuckin Simmons.

by dan April 13, 2004

Caek

caek is the inverse of pieh, both being internet slang for bakery products.

eye leik pieh, but caek is better.

by dan March 23, 2005

monoclausic

born with one left testicle.

jim says,"wow i was born with 1 testicle and it is slanted to the left."

by dan December 15, 2003

trenchbutt

Trenchbutt is a worm-caused disease from the First World War in which worms would crawl from anus to anus of soldiers in trenches. It was the second most cause of casualties on the Western Front.

Did you hear Bob has a nasty case of trenchbutt?

by Dan October 8, 2004

thunder dan

1) The nickname for the greatest basketball player from Traverse City, MI.

2) A self proclaimed nickname, that anyone named 'Dan', can call themselves. Hopefully, it will catch on, and your friends will start calling you that.

1) Thunder Dan is wicked from 3 point land.

2) Yo bitch, I told you, I will only respond when you address me as Thunder Dan.

by Dan March 25, 2004

Uni

1.a unibrow
2.someone with a unibrow

1.Holy Shit that beast has a Uni
2.Uni has to count using fingers and toes.

by Dan December 19, 2003

blapping

To slap someone around the face with an erect penis

To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face

by Dan February 12, 2005