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Brtiney Spears

1. A hoe (like her) that got prego.

Britney Spears actually is a by-product of the "sex-sells" scheme in this pathetic world. She's often seen engaging in sexually deviant acts.

Many people lost respect to her because she's a prime example of what GIRLS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO! AND HER carreer was just helped by her so called "beautiful body" that used to shake her mammary glands (tits) on her videos.

She's cute. But inside her lies an evil, ugly looing monster looking to cob your nob. RIGHT KEVIN FEDERLINE?
Brtiney Spears is a prego hoe. Right???
by Damn Damn Danno October 1, 2005
mugGet the Brtiney Spearsmug.

Pillsbury Doughboy

The Pillsbury Doughboy got his start on the road to fame in Chicago. He was since an icon of American advertising known around the world.

The mascot was seen once in an episode of The Simpsons where little Homer Simpson was holding it like a teddy bear. (That's the episode where Homer was reunited with his wayward mother.)

Long time Pillsbury adverts shown someone poking at his obese belly and he often said "Wooo hooo" as an interjection.

In January 2005, the Doughboy had his first bout of yeast infection after meeting Lynette. His exact location of his infection is unknown. On October 1st, he surcame to his infection.

Another famous celbrity, Liberace did die of a yeast infection.

The Pillsbury Foundation Trust was established in order to find a permanent cure to yeast infections.
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
mugGet the Pillsbury Doughboymug.

jizzocide

The act of murdering sperm.

You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.
Rianne is committing jizzocide.
by damn damn danno October 26, 2006
mugGet the jizzocidemug.

rat picker

Cletus! I'M goin ratpickin' with my rat picker truck!
by Damn Damn Danno November 18, 2006
mugGet the rat pickermug.

k-car

1. Any Dodge Aries and Plymouth Reliant vehicles or variants.

They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.

Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.

In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.

2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
Pontiac Sunfire: GM's answer to the Chrysler K-Car.
by Damn Damn Danno October 4, 2005
mugGet the k-carmug.

condoleeza rice

A very rare black rice dish, consisting mostly of soya sauce and rice. Part of Bush's eating habits. Mostly the supper of political puppets. Usually makes you orthodonthally challenged.
Dan: I'M hungry, I'll go eat some Condoleeza Rice
JOe: NO! Dimwit! You'll have buck-teeh!
by damn damn danno October 5, 2006
mugGet the condoleeza ricemug.

Sunday drivers

1. Uselessly slow drivers
2. Loyal or devout McKevitt Trucking drivers
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
mugGet the Sunday driversmug.

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