1. Any Dodge Aries and Plymouth Reliant vehicles or variants.
They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.
Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.
In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.
2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.
Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.
In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.
2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
by Damn Damn Danno October 05, 2005
Grand Ole Pedophiles.
or Gay Ol'Pedos
Another name for Mark Foley's party.
The GOP (Republican) said that Mark Foley's invitation to sexual innuendos were not illegal, and therefore covering their asses so the GOP's reign would continue.
Only the GOP would assign a pedophile for the Center for Missing and Exploited Children.
However, if a Democrat or anyother party (if any) would have a major scandal and would force the entire party to resign.
or Gay Ol'Pedos
Another name for Mark Foley's party.
The GOP (Republican) said that Mark Foley's invitation to sexual innuendos were not illegal, and therefore covering their asses so the GOP's reign would continue.
Only the GOP would assign a pedophile for the Center for Missing and Exploited Children.
However, if a Democrat or anyother party (if any) would have a major scandal and would force the entire party to resign.
by damn damn danno October 06, 2006
1. A hoe (like her) that got prego.
Britney Spears actually is a by-product of the "sex-sells" scheme in this pathetic world. She's often seen engaging in sexually deviant acts.
Many people lost respect to her because she's a prime example of what GIRLS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO! AND HER carreer was just helped by her so called "beautiful body" that used to shake her mammary glands (tits) on her videos.
She's cute. But inside her lies an evil, ugly looing monster looking to cob your nob. RIGHT KEVIN FEDERLINE?
Britney Spears actually is a by-product of the "sex-sells" scheme in this pathetic world. She's often seen engaging in sexually deviant acts.
Many people lost respect to her because she's a prime example of what GIRLS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO! AND HER carreer was just helped by her so called "beautiful body" that used to shake her mammary glands (tits) on her videos.
She's cute. But inside her lies an evil, ugly looing monster looking to cob your nob. RIGHT KEVIN FEDERLINE?
by Damn Damn Danno October 02, 2005
A place with funny names that you can meld into stupid jokes.
Such places are Climax,Hell,Paradise,Frankenmuth and Ann Arbor.
Suggested jokes are dependent on the reader and his or her educational level.
Such places are Climax,Hell,Paradise,Frankenmuth and Ann Arbor.
Suggested jokes are dependent on the reader and his or her educational level.
Everyone in Paradise will die in Hell Michigan...
Hey Ann Arbor! Up yours Ypsilanti and shut your Frankenmouth!
Hey Ann Arbor! Up yours Ypsilanti and shut your Frankenmouth!
by Damn Damn Danno October 06, 2005
1. The martyr city that the Republicans will fear the most coming next federal election. Mostly in the minds of its victims and its brothas and sistahs. Also known as the North American Third World disaster (but not for long).
2. Victim of mislead governmental priorities. (An episode of the Simpsons where a meteor would strike Springfield foreshadows the Hurricane Katrina disaster.)
3. Bush's worse nightmare.
2. Victim of mislead governmental priorities. (An episode of the Simpsons where a meteor would strike Springfield foreshadows the Hurricane Katrina disaster.)
3. Bush's worse nightmare.
(Biased definition)
1. New Orleans: the Phoenix will rise from the ashes
2. Remember the Republicans of how they mislead New Orleans how they left the citizens cold and wet.
3. George Bush would have wished New Orleans would have been the next Atlantis so his dynasty could continue during the midterm.
1. New Orleans: the Phoenix will rise from the ashes
2. Remember the Republicans of how they mislead New Orleans how they left the citizens cold and wet.
3. George Bush would have wished New Orleans would have been the next Atlantis so his dynasty could continue during the midterm.
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.
Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
by Damn Damn Danno October 06, 2005
Synonym of Cereal Murderer.
Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.
In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.
In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
by Damn Damn Danno October 07, 2005