An evil race of aliens from the popular British television show Doctor Who. Despite appearances, they are not giant dildos and they can go up stairs.
Jimmy: Is that a giant dildo?
Ian: No...It's a Dalek.
Jimmy: Are you sure?
Ian: Yes...
Jimmy: Looks like a giant dildo to me...
Ian: No...It's a Dalek.
Jimmy: Are you sure?
Ian: Yes...
Jimmy: Looks like a giant dildo to me...
by Dalek Sec November 21, 2007

by Dalek Sec November 20, 2007

Guy1: Hey, I just dropped a bunch of Oreo's on the floor-
Guy2: -And you assume I will simply eat these flooreo's, is that it?
Guy1: ...Well...will you?
Guy2: ...Hell yeah.
Guy2: -And you assume I will simply eat these flooreo's, is that it?
Guy1: ...Well...will you?
Guy2: ...Hell yeah.
by Dalek Sec December 27, 2007

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by Dalek Sec November 20, 2007
